For all those who can't say Spam without a smile... Happy Friday. Monty Python Spam Song Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! -----Original Message----- From: Stephen Wallace [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 11:15 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: FW: MI-L OT - Hall of Shame: GIS oriented spammer To the list I may be the only one on the list, but I do not mind some GIS industry SPAM. In more than one case I have looked at the products being offered. In addition, I don't mind advertising on the list as long as the vendors identify ads in the subject line and limit themselves to periodic or new product related advertisements. Often this the best way to find out about new products and services. Don't forget many of the industry innovations come from small and medium sized companies and email is one of the best methods to reach the widely scattered GIS industry. I get far more SPAM offering body enhancements, credit fixes and other services. Last note, I have now received more email about GeoLytics, than I received from GeoLytics. - Stephen Wallace -----Original Message----- From: Bagwell, Ross [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sure beats the body enhancement, credit card etc types of spam Sent: March 7, 2003 9:55 AM To: 'John Haynes'; MapInfo List Subject: RE: MI-L OT - Hall of Shame: GIS oriented spammer this is true, sad but true -----Original Message----- From: John Haynes [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 8:49 AM To: Trey Pattillo; MapInfo List Subject: Re: MI-L OT - Hall of Shame: GIS oriented spammer Remember, SPAM is MAPS spelled backwards. John D. Haynes Director Geodata Consultants, Inc. 1-800-838-6661 ex.10 [EMAIL PROTECTED] www.geodataconsult.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "Trey Pattillo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "MapInfo List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2003 7:55 PM Subject: Re: MI-L OT - Hall of Shame: GIS oriented spammer > Nice to know I'm not the only one getting junk from USCENSUS.NET Got 4 > copies already and they are not all addressed to me They have > evidently gone to the website and pulled names/mails Wonder how server > could handle a "no spam" attack from everyone > > Trey Pattillo > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > www.wap3.com > N27.799013 W-97.665322 > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Bill Thoen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "MapInfo-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2003 17:29 > Subject: MI-L OT - Hall of Shame: GIS oriented spammer > > > > A friend of mine has alerted me to spam from GeoLytics, Inc. using > > the domain 'uscensus.net' and pushing their spam through SEK > > Institutional SEK1 (via IP 199.227.99.124.) 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