The Genie . . .
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A customer service rep, a sales rep and
a vice president of a business software
firm in a large city are walking through
a park on their way to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it
and a Genie comes out in a puff of
smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant
three wishes, so I'll give each of you
just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the customer
service rep. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the
world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says
the sales rep, "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas
and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the vice
president. The vice president says, "I want
those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral:
Think twice before going to lunch with the boss.
--
John H. Hoffmann
Personal
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"Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."
-- Sam Levenson
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