Thank you for calling the
26th Division's automated artillery support
request line. Your call is very
important to us. Please be assured
that we will attempt to assist you
with all available resources in
the shortest time
possible.
If your fire request is for
Cruise Missiles-they are on back order.
Press *--a Chaplain's
assistant will be waiting your call.
For air
support, please call the U.S. Air Force at
1-800-BOMBNOW.
If you are attacking a fixed
enemy position, please press 1.
If you are
engaged in mobile defense, please press 2.
If
you are defending a fixed position, please press 3.
If you are setting up a hasty defense or are about to be overrun,
please
press 4.
If you wish to cancel a prior fire
mission request, please press 5.
Press the star
key at any time to return to the main menu.
Please select the type of fire mission you would
like.
If you would like 81 mm. mortars, please
press 1.
If you would like 105 mm. howitzers,
please press 2.
If you would like advanced
munitions, such as fuel-oil explosives or
scattering mines, please press 3
to speak with one of our soldier
advocates.
If you would like to request the use of chemical or nuclear weapons,
please press 4 and hold the line. The Secretary of Defense will
speak with you as soon as possible.
Enter
the map coordinates of the target you would like to strike,
followed by the
pound sign. Please remember to verify your
coordinates and remember
that your request may take several minutes to
process.
[Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep]
You
have entered co-ordinates 323451. If this is correct, please
press 1.
Thank you. Please enter your battalion
passcode, followed by the
pound sign. As soon as we verify your
passcode, we will begin
processing your request. If you have forgotten your
passcode, please
contact 1-800-I-FORGOT to get a temporary passcode.
Please enter your passcode now.
[Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep]
Thank you.
[Pause] Your passcode has been verified and your request
will be
processed. We strongly suggest that you and your comrades
take cover
as soon as possible.
Thank you for using
the 26th Division's artillery request support
line.
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