Good one, but part way through reading it I thought the punch line was going
to be about why they never return your calls.
>
> "Me first! Me first!" says the customer
> service rep. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
> driving a speedboat, without a care in the
> world." Poof! She's gone.
>
> In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says
> the sales rep, "I want to be in Hawaii,
> relaxing on the beach with my personal
> masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas
> and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
>
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