Couldn't resist this, a friend at work gave it to me: My friend likes to read fairy tales at night to his two young sons. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun. One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She read "...and so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house?'" Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know! He said 'Holy shit! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. Thank you Sarah Myers, Preventive Care Operations Blue Cross of California Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like no one is listening. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and put "unsubscribe MAPINFO-L" in the message body, or contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
