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“Love me, I’m a Fascist” A Tea-Party Ballad by Caleb T. Maupin (A revival of Phil Och's Classic "Love Me, I'm A Liberal") I smoked lots of dope back in High School I was really sticking it to the man I also spent thousands of dollars on CDs >From corporatized fake metal bands But I’m not just some whiney kid liberal Cause I believe in “supply and demand” So, Love me, Love me, Love me, I’m a Fascist The war in Iraq was so stupid That’s why I voted Ron Paul I think we should kick out the immigrants Then build us a huge goddamn wall Our Country used to be great But you tolerant fools made it fall So, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, I’m a Fascist I’m convinced there’s some secret conspiracy To keep me from being a star FOX news used to be propaganda Almost as bad as NPR But, Glenn Beck is a savior from heaven Obama, please don’t take my car! So, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, I’m a Fascist I get free bus rides to these protests And expensive meals on the way It’s the super rich people who suffer Not the poor, or the Black, or the Gay I’m convinced that I’m some radical person For helping fatcats get their way So Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, I’m a Fascist I’m really into Philosophy That’s why I read so much Ayn Rand I’ve never heard of Althusser or Sartre They never have any shows C-Span I make snarky crude comments on youtube And expose evil socialist plans So Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, I’m a Fascist I think there’s some magic conspiracy The symbols are on dollar bills When I hear the soundtrack from “The Matrix” I think of 9-11 and get chills I hate anyone other than myself They might take away my “free will” So Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, I’m a Fascist Oh, once, just like you I was brainwashed I thought the New Deal was good And I like Karl Marx’s ideas Yes they couldn’t work, but they should But now I think I’m Thomas Jefferson And I wear a brown shirt or a hood So Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, I’m a Fascist -- Caleb T. Maupin Fight Imperialism - Stand Together (Cleveland) Workers World Party http://www.calebmaupin.blogspot.com ________________________________________________ Send list submissions to: [email protected] Set your options at: http://lists.econ.utah.edu/mailman/options/marxism/archive%40mail-archive.com
