not bad............... mark k
--------------------------------------------------------------------- "Are you still wasting your time with spam?... There is a solution!" Protected by GIANT Company's Spam Inspector The most powerful anti-spam software available. http://mail.spaminspector.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "Mohit K. Autar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Membersozdat (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2004 12:53 PM Subject: Teachers At a certain Australian University, there were four students studying accounting majoring in Taxation. They did so well on all the essay, tests and tutorials, that each had a High Distinction average so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before their exam, they decided to go to Fremantle and rage with some friends there. They had an enormous time. However, after all the hard partying they slept all day Sunday, and in the end, they didn't make it back to their university until early Monday morning.... the morning of their final exam. Rather than risk taking the final exam with a hangover, they decided to find their lecturer after the exam and devise a plausible explanation as to why they missed it. They told her that they had gone to Fremantle for the weekend to do some psychology research at the renowned night spots there, with the plan to come back in time to study for the exam itself. Unfortunately, they'd had a flat tyre on the way back and did not own a spare, such was their poverty. As a result, they'd stood around staring ruefully at the tyre until the Road service arrived. The delay was so extended that they'd only this moment arrived back! The lecturer requested time to think this over, and eventually agreed that they could sit their final exam the following day. The four were elated, relieved, and a little amused at the gullibility of their lecturer. They studied hard that night - all night, in fact - and went in the next day at the time the lecturer had indicated. She placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. The first short answer problem was assigned five marks. It was a simple question about the definition of income. "Cool," they all thought in their separate rooms, "This is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page: Question 2 (for 95 marks): Which tyre???? --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
