Yeah thats an idea Geordie "Demon Datsun Tours of Fiji" Actually I think my daughter is trying to escape driving in Datsuns. And unfortunately she's not real enthusiastic about couriering old car parts in her hand luggage. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Geordie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2004 10:34 PM Subject: RE: Teachers
> You can't fit a L20b in a suitcase, but you can fit a lot of parts in > one. > I'm sure Mohit would love to give them a guided tour of the island in > his 510, in exchange for the suitcase. :D > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of rclough > Sent: Tuesday, 19 October 2004 5:39 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: Teachers > > > I like your sense of humour Mohit! > > Incidentally, how did you get your car into our Fast Fours Magazine, > August Ed.? You must be a celebrity in Fiji. > > Another thing. > My daughter is visiting Fiji shortly with a lot of her mates, attending > a wedding. What should they see while she is visiting? She has a week > to spend in Fiji. (If she could carry an L20B motor with her, I would > give you > one!) > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Mohit K. Autar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Membersozdat (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2004 1:23 PM > Subject: Teachers > > > > At a certain Australian University, there were four students studying > accounting majoring in Taxation. They did so well on all the essay, > tests and tutorials, that each had a High Distinction average so far > for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend > before their exam, they decided to go to Fremantle and rage with some > friends there. > > They had an enormous time. However, after all the hard partying they > slept all day Sunday, and in the end, they didn't make it back to their > university until early Monday morning.... the morning of their final > exam. Rather than risk taking the final exam with a hangover, they > decided to find their lecturer after the exam and devise a plausible > explanation as to why they missed it. They told her that they had gone > to Fremantle for the weekend to do some psychology research at the > renowned night spots there, with the plan to come back in time to study > for the exam itself. Unfortunately, they'd had a flat tyre on the way > back and did not own a spare, such was their poverty. > > As a result, they'd stood around staring ruefully at the tyre until the > Road service arrived. The delay was so extended that they'd only this > moment arrived back! > > The lecturer requested time to think this over, and eventually agreed > that they could sit their final exam the following day. The four were > elated, relieved, and a little amused at the gullibility of their > lecturer. > > They studied hard that night - all night, in fact - and went in the > next day at the time the lecturer had indicated. She placed them in > separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to > begin. > > The first short answer problem was assigned five marks. It was a simple > question about the definition of income. "Cool," they all thought in > their separate rooms, "This is going to be easy." > > Each finished the problem and then turned the page: > Question 2 (for 95 marks): Which tyre???? > > > > > > > > > --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- > OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- > Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send > submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised > redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm > http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
