>
>
>Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant.
>During their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
>"I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?"
>When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?"
>The waiter said, "I don't know sir,let me ask," and went into the
>kitchen.
>He returned a few minutes later and said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews."
>Are you sure?" Al asked.
>I'll check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the
kitchen.
>
>While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews
in
>China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
>At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said.
>"Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe there are
>no Chinese Jews."
>Exasperated, the waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask everyone! We have
>Apple Jews, Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one hear of
>Chinese Jews!"
>
>
>
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