Re: Jews in China

[Jimmy]

hmm i would be more inclined to say jews or chinese don't belong on these types of forums.

 

JOKE!

Joel Goldstein - Responsive Systems <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Now, being Jewish I don't find this particularly offensive. I might be more
upset if I was Chinese.
However, I don't think ethnic jokes, of any kind, belong on this type of a
forum.

Joel

----- Original Message -----
From: "Mohit K. Autar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Membersozdat (E-mail)"
Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2005 10:00 PM
Subject: Jews in China





>
>
>Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant.
>During their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
>"I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?"
>When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?"
>The waiter said, "I don't know sir,let me ask," and went into the
>kitchen.
>He returned a few minutes later and! said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews."
>Are you sure?" Al asked.
>I'll check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the
kitchen.
>
>While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews
in
>China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
>At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said.
>"Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe there are
>no Chinese Jews."
>Exasperated, the waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask everyone! We have
>Apple Jews, Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one hear of
>Chinese Jews!"
>
>
>








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