Aaron, Can you set and get values from telnet?
Can you get a value you set in Telnet, from PHP using the same key, with only a GET? What do you see when issuing a `stats` command from telnet? (is there at least 1 key? do you see any misses?) Double check that you really want *PHP-Mecached* (with a `d` on the end) extension. The php *memcache* library is older and probably more standard. http://code.google.com/p/memcached/wiki/PHPClientComparison
