Okay I am going a little insane... It was late last night haha. When testing php-memcached originally I was using CLI, and eventually started using the web browser once it started working. This is when Memcached started doing everything twice. What I was unaware of was that there is a buggy .htaccess file which was causing my script to be executed twice for some reason, but only present the output the second time the script was executed. So it would do everything, then do it again but use that as the output.
Thanks both of you for making me think rationally! Aaron
