Bill R. wrote: "I think you should probably hook up with Donald on that idea of being prevented from practicing your religion. After all, they are depriving you of income, and it takes a lot of money to support your devotion to the buying of ancient, decrepit and otherwise 'given up on' MB's, and even raising them from the dead [with laying on of hands, no less]. A good attorney could no doubt get that classified as your religion, and no doubt Regina could give many stories that testify to that personal commitment to it. You could easily demonstrate more devotion to that faith than many who sit in a pew could demonstrate their practice of faith. You will need to make sure you have some sort of ceremony each time you buy, sell, or dispose of cars .... no, wait, the government takes care of that already! I'm sure you have a box of MB keys around somewhere to give/sell as talismans to those of us who are also adherents. I think you are golden, there Kaleb. You will need to work out a percentage scale with Donald, though, and the rest of us will expect a good supply of low priced parts for our expert testimony and admission to being converted to a similar faith. Make sure you burn your hard drive after you read this so there is no trace of this as a made up religion, though ..."
Nice job, Bill. That made me laugh and I needed it! Donald H. Snook _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
