Sounds like the kid I had in a remedial reading class I taught for
high school. This is the class you go to (and stay in) until you pass
the state mandated reading test. No pass - no graduate.

Obviously a smart kid. So one day we are chatting before class starts,
and I ask him why he is in my class, as he is certainly more that
capable of passing the test.

"Was is test anxiety? Do you have a hard time testing?" I ask,
figuring this is the most likely reason he didn't pass the test.

"Nope. I thought it was a big waste of my time, so I just bubbled in
answers randomly."

<head slap>

I asked him if he learned a valuable lesson from his experience. Thank
goodness he admitted that he did.

When he did his retake that semester he nearly aced the test...

Dan

On Sep 4, 2012, at 2:03 PM, Curt Raymond <curtlud...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Depending on what hole I was looking to fill on a team I wouldn't find a lack 
> of joke a problem. I'm usually the jokester so its nice to have a straight 
> man around. Gotta balance the team.
>
> I'm usually the one that breaks the curve on the oddball questions. Did I 
> ever tell you guys about the time I took the Meyers-Briggs personality 
> survey? We did it with work. Apparently we took the "super intensive" or 
> something, I forget exactly but there were something like 2,000 questions, it 
> took several days to complete (meanwhile getting no real work done).
>
> Many of the questions were of the type "do you believe A or B?" and it got to 
> the point where sometimes I thought "well, both" or "Neither" so after awhile 
> I started filling in two bubbles per question. Then I started filling in many 
> bubbles so it spelled out words like: "This test sucks", sometimes I'd fill 
> in all As for awhile, then all B, then all C and so on.
>
> So after wasting all this time they take the whole group of us to a ski 
> resort for a day of skiing and a couple days of team building and going over 
> the test. This is when I start to get nervous. They announce "Somebody 
> thought they'd be a smart alec and fill in multiple bubbles" and the project 
> on the screen some of my answers. At this point I'm absolutely sure I'm going 
> to be fired. Then they announce "the joke is on the jokester, the test is 
> designed to take his personality type into account." All eyes on me at this 
> point, I'm the OBVIOUS culprit.
>
> The test breaks you into personality types and I forget how it all works out 
> but I'm a creative, turns out 2 people in my group are creatives, one is an 
> introvert, the other an extrovert. They tell us that this is great because 
> one should be the manager of the other and in fact those two people are in a 
> manager/employee relationship. Turns out its me and my boss, but I'm the 
> extrovert. I thought his head was going to explode he turned so red.
>
> A month later the company is bought, we all lose our jobs.
>
> -Curt
>
>
> Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:09:08 -0500
> From: Randy Bennell <rbenn...@bennell.ca>
> To: Mercedes Discussion List <mercedes@okiebenz.com>
> Subject: Re: [MBZ] My Keck Interview
> Message-ID: <504627a4.6050...@bennell.ca>
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>
> Two comments.
>
> I wonder what the acceptable or preferred answer is to the question
> about different solutions to a problem by different team members? I had
> a very similar question put to me at an interview I had for a job in the
> provincial land titles office a number of years back.
> Obviously it is a standard type question and although there is no
> obvious "right" answer, they are obviously looking for how you respond
> and I wonder what they would like to hear.
>
> Second thing is in regard to the question about a joke. It is too bad
> that you did not come up with something quick and good but it is very
> good that you did not tell some off color, sexist, or racist joke etc.
> Obviously, that would likely be the end of any hope you might have and
> it is amazing how many people who are very intelligent might fall for
> that. I do wish you had managed to come up with something however as it
> shows an ability to think on your feet when you get an out of the blue
> oddball question. It also shows something of your personality if you are
> able to tell a nice clean joke. It shows other interests in life and
> that you are not a total dweeb. It does not matter how smart and
> dedicated you are if you have no personality or sense of humour.
>
> Please don't take what I have said too personally. I'm just running off
> a the mouth and probably would not have done any better at it than you
> did. It is a difficult thing to answer when you are primed for business
> and trying to be careful.
>
> I know I have been trying to think of some good joke while typing this
> and the best I have come up with so far is the old George Carlin
> monologue where he talks about things like "hot water heaters" and
> "flammable vs inflammable".
>
> Randy
>
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