OK in that case I might take you up on it.

In other news the boy is moving to DC end of the month, so at some point when I visit you can finally buy me that beer that you promised a few years ago...  and if you want another cat I could probably bring a couple to you

--FT

On 7/30/21 5:21 PM, Andrew Strasfogel wrote:
No, it's not. Our poor Kitty died last June.

On Fri, Jul 30, 2021, 5:20 PM Floyd Thursby <buggeredbenzm...@gmail.com <mailto:buggeredbenzm...@gmail.com>> wrote:

    Is this the El Merde del Gato version?

    --FT

    On 7/30/21 4:31 PM, Andrew Strasfogel wrote:
    So your Good Deed does not go unrewarded I will ship you a jar of
    my organic jalapeno jelly.  Just send me your address off list.

    On Fri, Jul 30, 2021 at 4:17 PM Floyd Thursby via Mercedes
    <mercedes@okiebenz.com <mailto:mercedes@okiebenz.com>> wrote:

        I stopped at the farmstand at the end of my driveway to get
        some veg as
        I was on my way home from errands.  As I was leaving this
        young pregger
        woman with a toddler in tow comes to ask my buddy Lonnie who
        works there
        if anyone has jumper cables.  I say sure I can get some but
        let's check
        the problem.  While I am getting ready to do that a kid comes
        with
        cables to jump the car.  I go look and it is this newish
        Lexus big SUV
        thing.  So I'm thinking the nannies might not like this kid
        with his
        clapped out old truck messing with it, so I think about it a
        minute and
        ask the guy of the key does anything. No.  It has a button
        start so you
        have to wave the key at the car or something, in any case it
        wasn't
        doing anything.  So I think maybe the key fob is dead so I
        open it up
        and it has a 1632 battery in it, smaller than the usual 2032
        (by 4mm!).
        I don't have any of those so I tell the guy let me go home
        (which is
        right behind where we were) and see if I have any batteries,
        and I will
        bring another battery we can swap in the vehicle to see if it
        will start.

        So I go home (in the 05E320 to get the 05ML500 that has my
        tools in it)
        to fetch a battery, regular size, and swap it in for the one
        that is in
        there.  The one in the vehicle has a 9/20 sticker on it and is
        hotternhell.  Duracell from Batteries and Bulbs, which I
        think used to
        be Batteries Plus.  Now it is like 96F out right now, but
        this thing I
        could barely touch. So I am thinking it has kakked and the
        alternator
        was dumping a LOT of electrons into it, and it was Not
        Happy.  So I got
        the battery in and it farred right up.  Yay me.

        So the girl is there with her parents who are from Nooyawk
        and her
        toddler and they had just been to the beach and were stuck
        there, she
        was panicked calling her husband to come fetch them, or deal
        with a
        battery, or whatever.  Anyway, I told her to go to B&B and
        get them to
        give her a new battery, no crap about having to pay, the
        thing was
        9months old, left mine in there and told her to bring it back
        when they
        got it sorted.  The Nooyawka dad was amazed that someone
        actually helped
        and expected nothing, and the mama never said anything, I
        think she was
        in overload on the whole affair.  The preggo daughter was
        very sweet but
        she has lived here for 18yr so she has acclimated to the customs.

        At least today I ain't going to hell but it almost feels like
        it outside
        right now.

        Oh, and while I am there I get a text msg from Fedex saying they
        couldn't deliver my dog food.  So I am looking and there is
        no Fedex
        truck anywhere around, so that was another good job by
        Fedex.  I did
        remember that when I had left a coupla hours earlier a Fedex
        truck
        turned around on the road right in front of my driveway and I
        had to
        wait for it, and I was thinking, why is he not dropping off
        my dog
        food.  What an organization.  Time before last I think the
        driver stole
        the dog food as it never showed up even though I got a
        message it had
        been delivered.  I called Chewy and they sent another
        package, which was
        screwed up too until another driver went and retrieved it,
        supposedly
        off someonenotme's porch.  I wonder how much "shrinkage"
        there is on
        these deliveries.

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