Perhaps in the nutritional components and their relation to RDA, with a few
chapters on the development and biases of the RDA itself.  I would suggest
an in-depth analysis of differences in gastric chemistry of test subjects,
relating that to the overall nutritional effectiveness of the components of
the sandwiches, with a differentiation study of male/female, Anglo, Asian,
etc.  You will, of course, want to pay special attention to the residue of
the test products as well as blood chemistry of the test subjects.  Bonus
points for the changes of those chemistries with bulimia. Then, of course,
you need a thesis and you need to demonstrate that it actually does - or
could - make a difference somewhere by designing and doing a project.  Give
it a year to set up after you have mastered the chemistry and nutrition
involved, identified levels of sandwich use in different communities, and
found an accredited degree granting institution that will monitor the
program and grant the degree.  As a bonus, as Larry the cable guy suggests,
at least teach the ESL fast food connections you make some d**m English,
such as the proper way to say sammich.  Good luck.  
You can also get a doctorate for $20 or so over the internet if that seems
too much effort ...    
Seek for hidden meaning in the third sentence ...
BillR 

-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
On Behalf Of Gary Hurst
Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 12:38 PM
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Subject: Re: [MBZ] Was: Kettle, pot, black -Now: Qualifications

can i get one in eating sandwiches?

On 10/26/06, BillR <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Yes, you can [I could even send you a pic of the diploma section of my
> office wall ...].  It is amazing what you can get a degree in with some $$
> and [in my case] ten years to develop the project and write the
> appropriate
> thesis [in between a full time work and 4 kids].  Beats getting a REAL
> job,
> anyway.
> BillR
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> On Behalf Of Gary Hurst
> Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:01 AM
> To: Mercedes Discussion List
> Subject: Re: [MBZ] Was: Kettle, pot, black -Now: Qualifications
>
> oh my god.  you can get a degree in THAT?
>
> On 10/26/06, BillR <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > 100% of a doctorate in third world development and human rights -
> > providing
> > absolutely nothing to do with mechanical knowledge except an
> appreciation
> > of
> > those who can work on them, and a bit of what is appropriate in a
> > development project.
> > Just about any doctorate [out of the sciences/engineering] is an
> admission
> > of having a compulsive disorder of some sort IMHO.
> > BillR
> > Jacksonville FL
> > 1981 300SD  280k


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