>The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite. And the litter box of your cat is filled with crunched Chassigny.
....and if the meteorite curators are talking about you, they all say - you're a fine man and they think you and your kin are making a great job for them. ....O.k. the last was so far the most impossible point of the fun thread. :-( -----Ursprüngliche Nachricht----- Von: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] Im Auftrag von [email protected] Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 17:29 An: [email protected] Betreff: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World The smallest meteorites in my collection are the main masses of Hoba, Cape York and Mbosi, just to name a few. All of the large meteorite museums house their collections in my vault, kept alongside of the remains of Howard Hughes. The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite. -----Original Message----- From: Matthias Bärmann <[email protected]> To: Alexander Seidel <[email protected]>; Martin Altmann <[email protected]>; meteorite-list <[email protected]> Sent: Thu, Jan 27, 2011 2:39 am Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: "Hi, Dad!"----- Original Message ----- From: "Alexander Seidel" <[email protected]>To: "Martin Altmann" <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:05 PMSubject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World>>> "My blood group is W0".>> "I set up a macroscope for fat sections.">>> I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick > Jagger!">>>>>> -----Ursprüngliche Nachricht----->> Von: [email protected]>> [mailto:[email protected]] Im Auftrag von>> Alexander Seidel>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39>> An: Michael Gilmer; [email protected]>> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and>> Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >> time,>> if my spare time allows!">>>> :-) Alex>>>>>>>>>> -------- Original-Nachricht -------->> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500>> > Von: Michael Gilmer <[email protected]>>> > An: [email protected]>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> > Greetings List Members,>> >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World.>> >>> >>> > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what>> > it felt like.>> >>> > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me.>> >>> > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors.>> >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented.>> >>> > Museum curators give me their keys.>> >>> > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.>> >>> > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass.>> >>> > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.>> >>> > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall.>> >>> > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma.>> >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.>> >>> > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an>> > achondrite.>> >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.>> >>> > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance.>> >>> > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.>> >>> > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their>> > meteorites with bare hands.>> >>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much.>> >>> > My touch removes caliche.>> >>> > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss>> > me.>> >>> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.>> >>> > All of my export permits are approved instantly.>> >>> > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin.>> >>> > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite>> will>> > fall.>> >>> > My glasses are cross-polarized.>> >>> > My touch will etch a polished iron.>> >>> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one.>> >>> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.>> >>> > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are>> > polished lunaites.>> >>> > All of my pets can find meteorites.>> >>> > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.>> >>> > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....>> >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------->> > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites>> >>> > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com>> > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone>> > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516>> > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone>> > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com>> > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564>> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------->> > ______________________________________________>> > Visit the Archives at>> > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html>> > Meteorite-list mailing list>> > [email protected]>> > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list>> ______________________________________________>> Visit the Archives at>> http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html>> Meteorite-list mailing list>> [email protected]>> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list>>>> ______________________________________________>> Visit the Archives at>> http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html>> Meteorite-list mailing list>> [email protected]>> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list> ______________________________________________> Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html> Meteorite-list mailing list> [email protected]> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list> ______________________________________________Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.htmlMeteorite-list mailing [email protected]http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/li stinfo/meteorite-list ______________________________________________ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list [email protected] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list ______________________________________________ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list [email protected] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
