"I bought my second full slice of Hoba, to back up the first one, just yesterday - and what did *YOU* guy do at that time..??"
-------- Original-Nachricht -------- > Datum: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:48:57 +0100 > Von: "Martin Altmann" <[email protected]> > An: [email protected] > Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in > the World > >The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite. > > And the litter box of your cat is filled with crunched Chassigny. > > > ....and if the meteorite curators are talking about you, > they all say - you're a fine man and they think you and your kin are > making a great job for them. > > > > > > > > ....O.k. the last was so far the most impossible point of the fun thread. > :-( > > > > > > -----Ursprüngliche Nachricht----- > Von: [email protected] > [mailto:[email protected]] Im Auftrag von > [email protected] > Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 17:29 > An: [email protected] > Betreff: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > > The smallest meteorites in my collection are the main masses of Hoba, > Cape York and Mbosi, just to name a few. > > > All of the large meteorite museums house their collections in my vault, > kept alongside of the remains of Howard Hughes. > > > The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite. > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Matthias Bärmann <[email protected]> > To: Alexander Seidel <[email protected]>; Martin Altmann > <[email protected]>; meteorite-list > <[email protected]> > Sent: Thu, Jan 27, 2011 2:39 am > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: > "Hi, Dad!"----- Original Message ----- From: "Alexander Seidel" > <[email protected]>To: "Martin Altmann" <[email protected]>; > <[email protected]>Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 > 4:05 PMSubject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man > in the World>>> "My blood group is W0".>> "I set up a macroscope for > fat sections.">>> I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my > lipping resembles Mick > Jagger!">>>>>> -----Ursprüngliche > Nachricht----->> Von: [email protected]>> > [mailto:[email protected]] Im Auftrag von>> > Alexander Seidel>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39>> An: > Michael Gilmer; [email protected]>> Betreff: Re: > [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> > "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and>> > Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >> > time,>> if my spare time allows!">>>> :-) Alex>>>>>>>>>> -------- > Original-Nachricht -------->> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 > -0500>> > Von: Michael Gilmer <[email protected]>>> > An: > [email protected]>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> > Greetings List > Members,>> >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in > Antarctica (in my>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the > things that make me - The>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World.>> >>> >>> > I once came home empty-handed from > meteorite-hunting, just to see what>> > it felt like.>> >>> > Rare > Earth magnets are attracted to me.>> >>> > My silver tongue sets off > metal detectors.>> >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and > oriented.>> >>> > Museum curators give me their keys.>> >>> > My visual > pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.>> >>> > Every > meteorite in my collection is a main mass.>> >>> > If a meteorite from > Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.>> >>> > Property owners > knock on my door after a meteorite fall.>> >>> > All of my meteorites > have a pleasant aroma.>> >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.>> >>> > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an>> > > achondrite.>> >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.>> >>> > I > can identify minerals and phases at a glance.>> >>> > All of my > meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.>> >>> > NASA's > Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their>> > meteorites > with bare hands.>> >>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I > never pay too much.>> >>> > My touch removes caliche.>> >>> > The > meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss>> > > me.>> >>> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.>> >>> > All > of my export permits are approved instantly.>> >>> > I have memorized > every Meteoritical Bulletin.>> >>> > If I witness a fireball, I can > calculate exactly where the meteorite>> will>> > fall.>> >>> > My > glasses are cross-polarized.>> >>> > My touch will etch a polished > iron.>> >>> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a > new one.>> >>> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.>> >>> > My > chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are>> > > polished lunaites.>> >>> > All of my pets can find meteorites.>> >>> > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.>> >>> > More will be > forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....>> >>> >>> > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------->> > > Mike Gilmer - 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