> Comprehending Smartcam - Take One > ******************************** > Two Smarcam users were walking across the park when one said, "Where did > you get such a great bike?" > The second Smartcam user replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday > minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on her bike. > She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, > 'Take what you want.'" > The second Smartcam user nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes > probably wouldn't have fitted." > > Comprehending Smartcam- Take Two > ******************************** > An architect, an artist and a Smarcam user were discussing whether it > was > better to have a wife or a mistress. > The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid > foundation for an enduring relationship. > The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the > passion and mystery he found there. > The Smartcam user said, "I like both." > The artist said "BOTH?" > The Smartcam user replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they > will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you > can go to the office and get some work done." > > Comprehending Smartcam - Take Three > ******************************** > A Smartcam user was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to > him > and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". > He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. > The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back > into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." > The Smartcam user took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and > returned > it to the pocket. > The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a > princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want." > Again the Smartcam user took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back > into > his pocket. > Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?" I've told you I'm a > beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything > you want. Why won't you kiss me?" > The Smartcam user said, "Look I work with Smartcam. I don't have time for > a > girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool." > > > > > > > > ====================================================================== To find out more about this mailing list including how to unsubscribe, send the message "info mfg-smartcam" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ======================================================================
