Who be there?
On May 5, 5:06 am, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote:
> knock knock
>
> On May 1, 10:31 am, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Just when I thought there were only two goof balls in this group! I
> > know there must be more than three!
>
> > I saw my neighbor bending down trying to pull weeds in her yard
> > yesterday. I had a stand-up weed puller in my garage that I never
> > really used, mainly because I don't have any weeds except the ones
> > that pop up from her neglect. I took it over to her and said " I
> > have a gift for you" , she stood up and I explained to her how the
> > gizmo worked, she was really amazed and glad she didn't have to bend
> > down anymore. She asked how I was doing and I told her about the
> > botched gall bladder operation I recently had where they accidentally
> > cut out half of my stomach. She gasped, "oh no" and asked if I was
> > able to file a lawsuit. "I wanted to but I just didn't have the
> > guts", I replied. The burst of her laughter was indeed a respite
> > from her chore.
>
> > On May 1, 7:19 am, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > Yeah laughter is a good thing, I tend to find homour in the strangest
> > > of places, coupled with the odd bout of nervouse laughter then I tend
> > > to get told off quite offten to which the only reply has got to be
> > > "What, I thought that was funny, didn't you?"
>
> > > But I do like the pun, or the joke, but more so the pun, and offten
> > > the more cringe worthy the more I like it.
>
> > > A small joke couple of jokes for you though.
>
> > > Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
> > > A. Fsh!
>
> > > Q. What do you call a Chav in a box?
> > > A. Innit!
>
> > > Q. How do you annoy Lady Gaga?
> > > A. Poke her face!
>
> > > And perhaps my current fave.
>
> > > Q. What goes budum-tish?
> > > A. A drum set falling off a cliff!
>
> > > On 1 May, 10:08, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > That is amazing. When I think of Polar Bears there is only the fierce
> > > > side that comes to mind, not the play or loving aspect.
>
> > > > On Apr 30, 10:13 pm, Tinker <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > This link is to a talk on TED about play being a really important
> > > > > thing.
> > > > > It's pretty interesting. There's one part that just sticks in my mind
> > > > > as f...in incredible about the power of play.
> > > > > If you have just a minute, skip the video up to 1:30 to see if it
> > > > > don't blow your mind.
>
> > > > > peace & Love
>
> > > > >http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/stuart_brown_says_play_is_more_tha...
>
> > > > > On Apr 30, 10:49 pm, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > I find humanity to be one of the greatest resources of entertainment
> > > > > > available at no charge!
>
> > > > > > On Apr 30, 9:09 pm, Tinker <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > I do like you do.
> > > > > > > It sounds like a bunch of corny stuff, but when you let it come
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > spontaneous, 'person to person', it is Good. Puns are fun.
>
> > > > > > > peace & Love
>
> > > > > > > On Apr 30, 9:29 pm, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > In my profile I say that bringing joy to the world on a daily
> > > > > > > > basis
> > > > > > > > makes my life better. For me there is some sort of release of
> > > > > > > > negativity, not only for the me but for the other person as
> > > > > > > > well, in
> > > > > > > > fact I actually find it entertaining. It is really simple in
> > > > > > > > method
> > > > > > > > and does not take much to accomplish, no pre-meditative process
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > more so the simultaneous release of humorous expression.
> > > > > > > > Sometimes it
> > > > > > > > is not accomplished but that may be indicative of the degree of
> > > > > > > > unhappiness the other person is experiencing or the degree of
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > being entrenched in earth's facade. Lately I've been getting
> > > > > > > > laughs
> > > > > > > > when someone asks me how I'm doing and I respond with "I'm not
> > > > > > > > sure,
> > > > > > > > you see the Swine Flew over my house last night and messed up my
> > > > > > > > roof". Suddenly there is a break of the seriousness that
> > > > > > > > imprisons
> > > > > > > > people with a burst of laughter. I often joke with a cashier
> > > > > > > > at the
> > > > > > > > market when she informs me "It's eight thirty five" and I look
> > > > > > > > at my
> > > > > > > > watch responding with "Really? I only have 4:24, are you over
> > > > > > > > charging
> > > > > > > > me?" with their smile I realize what it must be like to have to
> > > > > > > > stand
> > > > > > > > up all day behind a register and act like a robot as I'm
> > > > > > > > leaving and
> > > > > > > > they are left behind in a life of servitude, and it saddens me
> > > > > > > > deeply. Many a cashier will say "Its going to be two fifteen",
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > which I respond with "Its going to be? when? should I come back
> > > > > > > > later?
> > > > > > > > How much is it now? I'd rather pay the lessor amount" After a
> > > > > > > > laugh
> > > > > > > > with the catch on they say "It IS two fifteen, Now"
> > > > > > > > A classic laugh under certain circumstances is.............
> > > > > > > > Me>Do you know the difference between a slice of pizza and
> > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > love?
> > > > > > > > Her>No
> > > > > > > > Me>I'd like to take you out to lunch tomorrow?
> > > > > > > > Laughter is essential for me and it does trigger the endorphins
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > make life better and health wise I guess it would have to be an
> > > > > > > > advantage as well.
>
> > > > > > > > So not to waste this thread I'm wondering how any of you
> > > > > > > > accomplish
> > > > > > > > bringing joy to the world or are you some of those that need to
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > joy delivered to your world?
> > > > > > > > How do you bring laughter to yourself, into your world?
>
> > > > > > > > At the restaurant when receiving the check I might
> > > > > > > > say...............
> > > > > > > > "Excuse me is this a check?"
> > > > > > > > waiter....."Yes"
> > > > > > > > Me> "Well I'm sorry, I can't take a check from someone I don't
> > > > > > > > know,
> > > > > > > > I'm going to need two forms of ID"
> > > > > > > > With a huge grin on the face they respond "It is a Bill not a
> > > > > > > > check"
> > > > > > > > It really can be humorous if you can "break though the role" of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > other person. Cut through the facade of formality and bring
> > > > > > > > out the
> > > > > > > > human from within the robot!
>
> > > > > > > > I hardly ever stop laughing and enjoying the interactions of
> > > > > > > > people.
> > > > > > > > The sign reads "Garage Sale", well wouldn't you know that I
> > > > > > > > want to
> > > > > > > > know how much the garage costs!
>
> > > > > > > > Spill your beans or leave a joke, as long as there is a laugh
> > > > > > > > somewhere in the mix. I know you all can't be all that serious
> > > > > > > > all of
> > > > > > > > the time!!!- Hide quoted text -
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