On 5 May, 17:03, ornamentalmind <[email protected]> wrote:
> Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was
> manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars
> of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which
> was to be the net port of call for the great ship after its stop in
> New York.
>
> This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
> delivered to Mexico. But, as we know, the great ship did not make it
> to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, the cargo was forever
> lost.
>
> The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were
> eagerly awaiting its delivery were disconsolate at the loss. Their
> anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning,
> which they still observe to this day.
>
> The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known,
> of course, as Sinko de Mayo.


Very good!!

How about my 5 point 'International' plan to solve Greece's problems:

1)  European Criterion: Bring back the City States (i.e., perhaps they
worked better than unity)
2)  Brussels Criterion: Reintroduce the Drachma (as Brussels doesn't
trust their use of the Euro)
3) American Criterion: Free democratic elections via lot (as the
Americans always demand democracy)
4) Italian Criterion: All candidates MUST be named Spartacus (paybacks
are hell)
5) British Offer (i.e., well intentioned but with a heavy dose of
condescension): Buy the Elgin Marbles

Although I suspect that there may have to be an amendment:

6) Spartan Appeasement: New Drachma will weigh 500 Kilos

So, think it'll work?

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