*Remember only you will know your test results
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*There are 4 questions in all, so be sure to scroll down to each.  Each one
builds on your cognitive abilities.   Good Luck !*





*1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?**
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 **Stop and think about it, and decide on your answer before you scroll
down.

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 The correct answer is:*

*Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.*

*This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
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 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?**
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 Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

 Wrong Answer.

 Correct Answer:*

*Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close
the door.*

*This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions..
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 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals****  **
**attend .... Except one.   Which animal does not attend?
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 Correct Answer :*

*The Elephant.*

*The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.*

*This tests your memory..*

*Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and****
**you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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 Correct Answer:?*

*You jump into the river and swim across.*

*Have you not been listening?*

*All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.*

*This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the**
**Professionals** they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers.*

*Anderson** Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.** *

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*(this made me feel BETTER) SW
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 Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..
 PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.*

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 Allan


On Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 6:14 PM, RP Singh <[email protected]> wrote:

> There is no collective me or we , rather there is our maker who is also our
> resting place.
>
>
> On Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 5:39 PM, gabbydott <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Am I the only one in whose world the I and the YOU don't add up to a
>> collective ME or we?
>>
>> Simple, yes. Simple for simplicity reasons, no. My best answer.
>>
>> On Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 3:43 AM, James Lynch <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > 'Why do we succumb to self seeking insanity?  How do we resolve the
>> > conflicting, amplified emotions within us to restore sanity?'
>> >
>> > My best answers to how have come in seeking and stumbling on why. The
>> > only things that come to mind are two imperatives:
>> >
>> > -We must choose as though we were free to do so.
>> > -We must interpret as though meaning can be derived from the
>> > apparently senseless chaos.
>> >
>> > And again 'why', because that's what we do, because we can.
>> >
>> > 'chop wood carry water'
>> >
>> > On 11/3/10, Molly <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >> Last weekend, Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity drew millions of
>> >> participants in cities all over the world while Stewart himself, led
>> >> the effort in Washington DC with a few hundred thousand in attendance,
>> >> asking everyone to “take it down a notch for America.”  He did so with
>> >> the hope for an end to the partisan bickering and oppositional
>> >> rhetoric that prevents collaboration necessary for the efficacy and
>> >> success of the nation.
>> >>
>> >> Stewart’s colleague, Steven Colbert, provided the counterpoint with
>> >> his “Rally to Restore Fear,” providing the comic (if not juvenile)
>> >> relief.  Stewart’s closing remarks were a plea for prevailing sanity:
>> >> “This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith or people of
>> >> activism or to look down our noses at the heartland or passionate
>> >> argument or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have
>> >> nothing to fear.  They are and we do.  But we live now in hard times,
>> >> not end times.  And we can have animus and not be enemies. .. If we
>> >> amplify everything we hear nothing. “
>> >>
>> >> Fear is the core issue behind violence, jealousy, bigotry, anger,
>> >> depression, greed, hatred, lies, insecurity or obsessive worry, just
>> >> to name a few. When fear is managed it is a vital, effective life
>> >> saving response which is critical to self preservation.  It is vitally
>> >> important to discern what appropriate and inappropriate fear is, as
>> >> well managed fear can and will protect us, and unmanaged fear can
>> >> destroy us.
>> >>
>> >> What is our tendency to seek experience that amplifies our emotion,
>> >> especially fear?  Why do we keep feeding this tendency while knowing
>> >> that it takes us beyond the parameters of sanity?
>> >>
>> >> Sociologist  Tim Hallett of Indiana University  asks: “How does an
>> >> inkling of anger develop into a blind rage?  How does a little
>> >> happiness evolve into bliss?...I argue that interaction serves both as
>> >> a stimulus to evoke emotional responses, and as a conduit for
>> >> emotional feedback and amplification. ” Emotional interactions left
>> >> unmanaged seek the further interaction needed for further arousal and
>> >> emotional amplification.  What becomes unmanaged emotion blinds us
>> >> from possibility, and takes us beyond sane mental states.  In the
>> >> words of Jon Stewart, “Sanity will always be and has always been in
>> >> the eye of the beholder.  To see you here today and the kind of people
>> >> that you are has restored mine.  Thank you."
>> >>
>> >> Why do we succumb to self seeking insanity?  How do we resolve the
>> >> conflicting, amplified emotions within us to restore sanity?
>> >>
>> >> What do YOU think?
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> > --
>> > Please do not put me on forwarding lists or submit my address to cute
>> > online greetings or anything else for that matter. If you must, please
>> > forward me in BCC and send me a link to cute greetings. Many thanks!
>> >
>>
>
>


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