I meant to say some words of understanding and shared the test instead. My
fifth mistake according to the design.

On Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 8:54 PM, iam deheretic <[email protected]> wrote:

>     *Remember only you will know your test results
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> *There are 4 questions in all, so be sure to scroll down to each.  Each
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> *1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?**
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> *This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
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>  2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?**
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> *Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and
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> *This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
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> *The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.*
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> *This tests your memory..*
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> *Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
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>  4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and****
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> *Have you not been listening?*
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> *All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.*
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> *This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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>  According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the**
> **Professionals** they tested got all questions wrong, but many
> preschoolers got several correct answers.*
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> *Anderson** Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
> most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.** *
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> *(this made me feel BETTER) SW
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>  Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..
>  PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.*
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>  Allan
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> On Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 6:14 PM, RP Singh <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> There is no collective me or we , rather there is our maker who is also
>> our resting place.
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>> On Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 5:39 PM, gabbydott <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>> Am I the only one in whose world the I and the YOU don't add up to a
>>> collective ME or we?
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>>> Simple, yes. Simple for simplicity reasons, no. My best answer.
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>>> On Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 3:43 AM, James Lynch <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> > 'Why do we succumb to self seeking insanity?  How do we resolve the
>>> > conflicting, amplified emotions within us to restore sanity?'
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>>> > My best answers to how have come in seeking and stumbling on why. The
>>> > only things that come to mind are two imperatives:
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>>> > -We must choose as though we were free to do so.
>>> > -We must interpret as though meaning can be derived from the
>>> > apparently senseless chaos.
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>>> > And again 'why', because that's what we do, because we can.
>>> >
>>> > 'chop wood carry water'
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>>> > On 11/3/10, Molly <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> >> Last weekend, Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity drew millions of
>>> >> participants in cities all over the world while Stewart himself, led
>>> >> the effort in Washington DC with a few hundred thousand in attendance,
>>> >> asking everyone to “take it down a notch for America.”  He did so with
>>> >> the hope for an end to the partisan bickering and oppositional
>>> >> rhetoric that prevents collaboration necessary for the efficacy and
>>> >> success of the nation.
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>>> >> Stewart’s colleague, Steven Colbert, provided the counterpoint with
>>> >> his “Rally to Restore Fear,” providing the comic (if not juvenile)
>>> >> relief.  Stewart’s closing remarks were a plea for prevailing sanity:
>>> >> “This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith or people of
>>> >> activism or to look down our noses at the heartland or passionate
>>> >> argument or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have
>>> >> nothing to fear.  They are and we do.  But we live now in hard times,
>>> >> not end times.  And we can have animus and not be enemies. .. If we
>>> >> amplify everything we hear nothing. “
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>>> >> Fear is the core issue behind violence, jealousy, bigotry, anger,
>>> >> depression, greed, hatred, lies, insecurity or obsessive worry, just
>>> >> to name a few. When fear is managed it is a vital, effective life
>>> >> saving response which is critical to self preservation.  It is vitally
>>> >> important to discern what appropriate and inappropriate fear is, as
>>> >> well managed fear can and will protect us, and unmanaged fear can
>>> >> destroy us.
>>> >>
>>> >> What is our tendency to seek experience that amplifies our emotion,
>>> >> especially fear?  Why do we keep feeding this tendency while knowing
>>> >> that it takes us beyond the parameters of sanity?
>>> >>
>>> >> Sociologist  Tim Hallett of Indiana University  asks: “How does an
>>> >> inkling of anger develop into a blind rage?  How does a little
>>> >> happiness evolve into bliss?...I argue that interaction serves both as
>>> >> a stimulus to evoke emotional responses, and as a conduit for
>>> >> emotional feedback and amplification. ” Emotional interactions left
>>> >> unmanaged seek the further interaction needed for further arousal and
>>> >> emotional amplification.  What becomes unmanaged emotion blinds us
>>> >> from possibility, and takes us beyond sane mental states.  In the
>>> >> words of Jon Stewart, “Sanity will always be and has always been in
>>> >> the eye of the beholder.  To see you here today and the kind of people
>>> >> that you are has restored mine.  Thank you."
>>> >>
>>> >> Why do we succumb to self seeking insanity?  How do we resolve the
>>> >> conflicting, amplified emotions within us to restore sanity?
>>> >>
>>> >> What do YOU think?
>>> >>
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>>> >
>>> > --
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>>> > online greetings or anything else for that matter. If you must, please
>>> > forward me in BCC and send me a link to cute greetings. Many thanks!
>>> >
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> I_D Allan
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> Be Paranoid.
> God is always building a better idiot!!!
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