bad taste. not all humor is good. On Monday, August 12, 2013 4:21:13 PM UTC-4, Allan Heretic wrote: > > It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named > Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. > > The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who > said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" > > She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand > up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said. > > 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the > People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' > > Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said > Chandrasekhar. > > The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. > Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than > you do.' > > She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians' > > 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General > Custer, 1862.' > > At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' > > The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, > Chandrasekhar says, 'George H. W. Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, > 1991.' > > Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' > > Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the > teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.' > > Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say > anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top > of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against > him, 2004.' > > The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the > floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said > quietly, 'I think it was Lehman Brothers, September 15th, 2008'. > > -- > ( > ) > |_D Allan > > Life is for moral, ethical and truthful living. > > Of course I talk to myself, > Sometimes I need expert advice.. >
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