Bar barkbark grr _bark Joey لا القتل والاغتصاب واستعباد أو إيذاء الآخرين Do not murder, rape, enslave or harm others
-----Original Message----- From: archytas <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 2:00 PM Subject: Mind's Eye A Time of Very Significant Danger Our Home Secretary, Theresa May, has been given an hour of Bimbo Broadcasting Corporation air space to announce a doom-laden terrorist scenario that essentially means my plan to increase surveillance on Gabby and Allan's dog ten-fold has been approved. It's terrorism week here in the UK. Archytas is being interrogated in respect of his internet correspondence with the suspect Meinhoff clone as I write, apparently finding the third-degree less painful than the original exchanges. One hopes similar measures are being taken beyond Fortress Britain and Allan's dog has been barred from internet access. We will soon know just what Tony is "facilitating" and whose Moll Molly really is. The current threat level surpasses DEFCON 5 being 'perhaps greater than it has ever been' - there is no known colour for this status, perhaps somewhere beyond the infrared given off by UFOs flying over the Cuckoo's Nest. Internet records will now be held for over a million years, whilst those on child abuse will be shredded at the speed 'as though there never were any'. Indeed, all government agency records will now be written in 'already redacted' mode to prevent terrorist use. Attempts to do Mumbai-style marauding attacks on Britain's streets have been foiled owing to J. Bond's substitution of 'reverse paddles' on Pakistani inflatables, leaving the crews further up S. Creek with every stroke. 40 such highly sophisticated attacks have been nipped in the bud, with the new automatic redaction services ensuring there is no record to trouble Joe and Joanna Public's restful sleep. I forget what day (in Terrorist Week) it is, though I did make a pre-redacted message. It all builds to the end of the working week, probably a Friday. You can trust my memory on this, unless the invasion happens in the meantime, at which point my memory will self-redact. Fulminster Barking-Ponceweasel Head of Counter Terrorism Awareness Week -- --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. -- --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
