Gawdamnit Joey - not on an open channel! On Monday, November 24, 2014 1:52:04 PM UTC, Allan Heretic wrote: > > Bar barkbark grr _bark > Joey > > لا القتل والاغتصاب واستعباد أو إيذاء الآخرين > Do not murder, rape, enslave or harm others > > -----Original Message----- > From: archytas <[email protected]> > To: [email protected] > Sent: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 2:00 PM > Subject: Mind's Eye A Time of Very Significant Danger > > Our Home Secretary, Theresa May, has been given an hour of Bimbo > Broadcasting Corporation air space to announce a doom-laden terrorist > scenario that essentially means my plan to increase surveillance on Gabby > and Allan's dog ten-fold has been approved. It's terrorism week here in > the UK. Archytas is being interrogated in respect of his internet > correspondence with the suspect Meinhoff clone as I write, apparently > finding the third-degree less painful than the original exchanges. > > One hopes similar measures are being taken beyond Fortress Britain and > Allan's dog has been barred from internet access. We will soon know just > what Tony is "facilitating" and whose Moll Molly really is. The current > threat level surpasses DEFCON 5 being 'perhaps greater than it has ever > been' - there is no known colour for this status, perhaps somewhere beyond > the infrared given off by UFOs flying over the Cuckoo's Nest. Internet > records will now be held for over a million years, whilst those on child > abuse will be shredded at the speed 'as though there never were any'. > Indeed, all government agency records will now be written in 'already > redacted' mode to prevent terrorist use. > > Attempts to do Mumbai-style marauding attacks on Britain's streets have > been foiled owing to J. Bond's substitution of 'reverse paddles' on > Pakistani inflatables, leaving the crews further up S. Creek with every > stroke. 40 such highly sophisticated attacks have been nipped in the bud, > with the new automatic redaction services ensuring there is no record to > trouble Joe and Joanna Public's restful sleep. > > I forget what day (in Terrorist Week) it is, though I did make a > pre-redacted message. It all builds to the end of the working week, > probably a Friday. You can trust my memory on this, unless the invasion > happens in the meantime, at which point my memory will self-redact. > > Fulminster Barking-Ponceweasel > Head of Counter Terrorism Awareness Week > > > -- > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > ""Minds Eye"" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. >
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