Max and Zak had the ribs, leaving me to remove MS Word traces from their 
laptop so they could install CryptoWoof without fear of an NSA backdoor. 
 Whatever I type in now comes out via the universal green translator as 
'you and that guy in Amsterdam are cracked plates'.

On Saturday, December 6, 2014 5:52:54 PM UTC, Allan Heretic wrote:
>
> Joey sends her sincerest apologies,  she said the ribs were meant for me.  
> The ants in Scotland were boasting just how good they were so she ordered 
> me a rack delivered. Some hiw the lines became mixed up.
> Were they good?
>
> Do not murder, rape, enslave or harm others
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: archytas <[email protected]>
> To: [email protected]
> Sent: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 7:53 PM
> Subject: Re: Mind's Eye Re: how close are any of us to the 'deep green'?
>
> Let the dawgs loose with smartphones and humanity will be at an end. 
>  They've only been pretending to like us.  We'll really need the arthropod 
> army Tony has been feeding up then.  Sue has just made the dogs' tea and 
> suggested, equipped with opposable thumbs as I am, I should make ours. 
>  Maxwell may sneak himself a side order when he rings up the Chinese. 
>  Joey's insistence may explain why I always end up with unordered barbecue 
> spare ribs.  I'll be back for your edict later Commander, unless Tony's 
> lava hits the sculpted thermoplastic fan and I have to initiate meltdown 
> procedures.
>
> Going deep green means living in poverty in a new richness.  Madness 
> without Molly's paradox embracing.  In the way is 
> military-industrial-complex economics.  I plan on using my ant army to 
> prepare the ground for paradox embracing.  But what do we do with the ants 
> once we have used them to seize power?  I fear bacteria may be able to 
> subvert my control, as they did in my earlier arachnid experiments, and 
> turn them against us.  I hear US politicians can be initially bought for 
> less than a discarded banana skin but grow to want the whole shebang.  The 
> ants are way more collectively sophisticated and intelligent than them.
>
> On Friday, December 5, 2014 4:04:00 PM UTC, Allan Heretic wrote:
>>
>> Molly's legendary skills at promotion and saleswomanship make her an 
>> ideal propaganda minister. Financial minster will make an fantastic cover 
>> to hide her clandestine skills in writing. Moving among political pushers 
>> and shovers noticed and listenen to by the politicols, at the sametime not 
>> drawing attention to herself. All the attention would go to the theater.
>>
>> Will write more later. Joey is insisting on having access to my smart 
>> phone..
>>
>> Do not murder, rape, enslave or harm others
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: archytas <[email protected]>
>> To: [email protected]
>> Sent: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 2:41 PM
>> Subject: Re: Mind's Eye Re: how close are any of us to the 'deep green'?
>>
>> PS to Treasurer
>> How did Molly get in free?
>>
>> On Friday, December 5, 2014 1:40:43 PM UTC, archytas wrote:
>>>
>>> Why thank you Mollady (or should I say 'Joan'?).  The thought of Gabby 
>>> playing Violet Elizabeth in a ginger wig to Allan's William (I have no 
>>> dramatic inclinations) is irresistibly absurd.  No need for the theatre 
>>> given how close we live to Detroit or Bolton.  For that matter, I can get 
>>> my fill of Violet Elizabeths by switching on any newschannel - dreadful, 
>>> vapid creatures all and sadly without Gabby's intellect or sense of fun. 
>>>  Cursed with a lack of bisexuality I only notice the women, which is 
>>> presumably the intent as there is no news.  I envisage a first club meeting 
>>> at a cricket match, though these days I doubt any of us is young enough to 
>>> drink enough to actually enjoy the tedious spectacle, unless our dogs were 
>>> unleashed to take part. Max is already banned from my local club on the 
>>> basis of his fielding ability.  Gabby would soon grasp it makes more sense 
>>> to clonk the bowler at the beginning of his run, rather than let him 
>>> release the ball-projectile at the batter (women players have rejected this 
>>> gender neutral term in favour of batsman).  This would produce a series of 
>>> nil - nil draws, though be quicker than coming to the same result after 5 
>>> days of standard play.  Gabbs could hardly be accused of 'ungentlemanly 
>>> conduct', after all, as this would be a gender speech crime.
>>>
>>> The theatre of the absurd is very serious in intent.  'Mollady' clearly 
>>> invokes the 'Three Musketeers' - sadly I'm more fit for Porthos than 
>>> D'Artangnan - perhaps your darkside Moll?  Allan could no doubt beat out 
>>> some swords (green, re-usable weaponry).  We might go more Paulo Freire to 
>>> the theatre of the oppressed.
>>>
>>> We might claim to be raising the absurdity of modern news trivia and 
>>> lifestyles through our theatre of reverse expression.  The world will know 
>>> for sure when we launch Facilitator's plastics into the Van Allan belt (Al 
>>> must be a 'Van' after all this time in Amsterdam) to test his materials for 
>>> deep space flight.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Friday, December 5, 2014 12:31:45 PM UTC, Molly wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Thank you three. This is better than buying a ticket to the theater of 
>>>> the absurd.
>>>>
>>>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 10:39:52 PM UTC-5, Allan Heretic wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Nee nee and double nee after years of fine tuning we gave rge bidet  
>>>>> fine tuned to the perfect temperature..  call me avwussy  but no more 
>>>>> skid 
>>>>> marks..
>>>>>
>>>>> Do not murder, rape, enslave or harm others
>>>>>
>>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>>> From: archytas <[email protected]>
>>>>> To: [email protected]
>>>>> Sent: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 10:54 PM
>>>>> Subject: Re: Mind's Eye Re: how close are any of us to the 'deep 
>>>>> green'?
>>>>>
>>>>> Even toilet paper and tissues are forbidden. Instead, its 60 employees 
>>>>> use Geberit Aqua Clean ‘shower toilets’. Shower toilets are a cross 
>>>>> between 
>>>>> a traditional toilet and a bidet.
>>>>> An integrated shower function is started by pressing a button, and a 
>>>>> nozzle extends that sprays warm water.  A dryer then removes the water.
>>>>>
>>>>> Moving to Geberit from bog paper demonstrates just how radical deep 
>>>>> green is.  Sue has just noted publication of my novel will be difficult 
>>>>> once the toilet paper ban is in force.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Read more: 
>>>>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2860696/Would-work-office-banned-toilet-paper-Futuristic-firm-runs-paperless-workplace-powered-wind-water.html#ixzz3Ky5u1XaG
>>>>>  
>>>>> Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
>>>>>
>>>>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 9:44:03 PM UTC, archytas wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We will need a deep green HQ and to take on the vital core value of 
>>>>>> banning toilet paper - 
>>>>>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2860696/Would-work-office-banned-toilet-paper-Futuristic-firm-runs-paperless-workplace-powered-wind-water.html
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 9:26:00 PM UTC, archytas wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> With Allan's new found detective abilities I sense the time is right 
>>>>>>> to launch our version of 'The Four Just Men'.  No doubt our resident 
>>>>>>> feminists will see this as more evidence of our regression into boys' 
>>>>>>> games, but there was always 'The Zoo Gang' for gender balance.  I had 
>>>>>>> Andrew in mind for our hitman, using his cover as an operative in the 
>>>>>>> chocolate ant conspiracy.  Molly is a banker for 'M' on name alone and 
>>>>>>> Gabby for the role of 'The Needle', trained in Tibet to be the only 
>>>>>>> person 
>>>>>>> who really knows what is going on, like the horse in Cervantes.  Don 
>>>>>>> Johnson is a shoe in for the liaison role with US secret services.  
>>>>>>> Tony's 
>>>>>>> cover as starving artist and eco-terrorist (fruit speciality - though 
>>>>>>> aren't bananas herbs?) is especially secure.  Sadly, our sobriquet 'the 
>>>>>>> red 
>>>>>>> hand gang' was taken by 'Just William' some decades ago, so some work 
>>>>>>> needed on that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Indeed, Just William gives us a platform for suitable gender roles:
>>>>>>> 'Other recurring characters include Violet Elizabeth Bott, lisping 
>>>>>>> spoiled daughter of the local nouveau riche millionaire (whose 
>>>>>>> companionship William reluctantly endures, to prevent her carrying out 
>>>>>>> her 
>>>>>>> threat "I'll thcream and thcream 'till I'm thick"), and Joan Clive, the 
>>>>>>> dark haired girl for whom William has a soft spot. Joan is sometimes 
>>>>>>> considered a member of the Outlaws (the only girl entitled to this high 
>>>>>>> privilege) and sometimes an "Outlaw ally" because she took a special 
>>>>>>> oath. 
>>>>>>> At one point she went away to boarding school, but continued to appear 
>>>>>>> in 
>>>>>>> William's adventures during her holidays.'  How many of us will have to 
>>>>>>> come out or turn gay to ensure statistical balance?  We can be sure of 
>>>>>>> the 
>>>>>>> female roles as the books were written by Richmal Crompton Lamburn, a 
>>>>>>> headmistress.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Our biodegradable weaponry of banana skins and apple cores is 
>>>>>>> clearly deep green (well done Tony).  Gabby will have to take on the 
>>>>>>> onerous dual roles of Violet and Joan, though in my interpretation has 
>>>>>>> been 
>>>>>>> playing them for years already.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> '
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:39:37 PM UTC, facilitator wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Update:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Tossed my apple core out the window on my way to work this AM.
>>>>>>>> Feeling good about doing my part to reduce landfill usage.
>>>>>>>> Working on my oil furnace burner invention to reduce fuel 
>>>>>>>> consumption in the North East.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-g2GJsxwQ-ms/VICOKiyATuI/AAAAAAAAAFw/qQ-dpgUiC5w/s1600/Copy%2Bof%2Ball%2Bcopy%2B021.jpg%2Blogo.jpg>
>>>>>>>> Not that far off in using my plastics for spaceships. Turns out, 
>>>>>>>> plastic is the best material to use for long space flights.
>>>>>>>>
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