This is alt.humor isn't it? Or has my filesystem crashed again. Anyway I am remembering these from over 30 years ago:
1. Professional Idiot- a man is interviewed who claims to be a professional idiot. They ask him some questions and then they show him in bed with 2 beautiful women. They ask him, but you are supposed to be an idiot? He replies: "I may be an idiot but I'm no fool." 2. Life of a Professional Accountant- to complicated to describe 3. Britains worst family- for some reason on Monty Python they enjoy ironing cats Thants enough stupidity. Rob. -- "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds" Bob Marley, Redemption Song

