Hey guys i jut thought i would share some funny qoutes with you: 1.The size of a Honda Civic's exhaust tip is inversely proportional to the size of the drivers' penis- (ET=1/P)
2.Having a fast honda is like having a super model without a vagina 3.Putting any amount of money into a honda is like wiping your ass with a turd 4."ALL Honda's are like tampons... Every pussy has to have one"... Heres a cool poem i found: As the light turns green My face broadens with joy and gleam smoke is all that is left at the scene Revs are jumping Gears are rowing The sweet tone of the cat-back flowing Listen to the turbo spool i look in the mirror and think, poor fool Dont you wish your car could fly? Now its time to wave goodbye God, I love my GTI Obviously i have nothing to do. Preston Hoover '89 Jetta GLI
