My favorite saying is "If ignorance is bliss, most of these people must be 
ecstatic"
If you want a good laugh, read the Seat Belt section of any new car owner's 
manual.  That section alone dwarfs the rest of the manual in it's thoroughness 
and complexity.  I never realized that the simple act of "properly fastening" 
my seat belt was so involved that it took 50 pages of documentation to 
complete.  

    On Monday, March 21, 2016 1:13 PM, Holland Phillips 
<[email protected]> wrote:
 

 That's funny. I was just telling someone the other day that these days, when 
you purchase a new just about anything, with a few exceptions (clothing, etc), 
the instructions are prefaced by multiple pages of warnings, disclaimers, et 
all, before you actually get the actual information on how to operate, use, 
whatever, your new product. It's just another manifestation of the litigous 
nature of society today. I can't help but laugh when I see a tv commercial 
advertising some new miracle drug, followed by another advertising a legal firm 
offering to represent you if you've been prescribed said miracle drug and 
suffered one of the many side effects which were actually presented as a 
possibility in the previous commercial. Poor Darwin must be exhausted from all 
the turning over he does in his grave. ~HollandOn Mar 21, 2016 09:33, "'Matthew 
Yip' via MK2-16v" <[email protected]> wrote:

Optima's charger reminds me of the Pepsi commercial that translated poorly into 
Chinese.  Instead of "It brings good things to life", it translated as "It 
brings back your dead ancestors"...
As for the new-style battery covers, I've opened them as well but only under 
severe duress because the batteries are now imprinted with all sorts of 
warnings that removing those caps could cause death.  Apparently we are a 
society that is intent on thwarting Darwinism... 

    On Monday, March 21, 2016 12:21 PM, Holland Phillips 
<[email protected]> wrote:
 

 That's one of the claims that Optima makes for their charger, that it can 
bring back presumed dead AGM batteries when other chargers can't. If you have a 
local retailer who stocks the Optima charger, you could try bringing your dead 
Red Top in and ask them to try and restore it.On Mar 21, 2016 08:45, Larry 
Velez <[email protected]> wrote:

Good point,  I have been testing the batteries without the charger which is why 
I suspect it is not charging (it is also not going to a green light like it 
used to, stays either red or flashing red/green). I’ll test the voltage with 
the charger connected and see what it registers when I am back from a business 
trip. And thanks for the heads up on the Optima charger,  do not have AGM 
batteries right now – except for the dead red-top from the 16V from many years 
ago that I am sure can’t be revived anymore. Thanks. -Larry From: 
[email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]On Behalf Of Holland 
Phillips
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2016 11:40 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [mk2-16v] Battery Tender Longevity? You can easily test the 
charger. Just use a volt meter, and while the charger is plugged in, and 
connected to a battery, you should see at least 13.8 volts or so. If you're not 
reading above 13volts, it's probably not working.
The Optima charger is a nice piece, but only if you're running AGM type 
batteries. It will work on standard lead acid batteries, but you're spending a 
lot of money for the AGM charging ability if you don't need it.~HollandOn Mar 
21, 2016 08:00, "Larry Velez" <[email protected]> wrote:
My battery tender Jr. does not seem to be charging the batteries I am trying to 
use it on anymore.   Do these things die after a while? I assume there is no 
hard in having them connected to a battery all the time?   I try to swap 
between the Mk2 and the E30 but now it seems like it is not charging either 
battery. Might have to step up to a better one.    Is this $200 fancy Optima 
one worth the extra money in anyone’s opinion? 
http://www.amazon.com/Optima-Digital-Performance-Battery-Maintainer/dp/B009M3PQFA
 Dying batteries is what led to the world of pain I am still in on my 16V.  The 
battery would not stay charged and I was forced to park it away from an outlet 
(because NYC!) so it ended up sitting longer than it should have which caused 
the ethanol heavy gas to muck everything up…  now I fear uncharged batteries. 
Larry91 GTI 16V-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"MK2-16v" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email 
[email protected].
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/mk2-16v.
To view this discussion on the web visit 
https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/mk2-16v/753c16362e4149ed9bb1948698cc1818%40MBX082-E1-VA-2.EXCH082.SERVERPOD.NET.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"MK2-16v" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email 
[email protected].
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/mk2-16v.
To view this discussion on the web visit 
https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/mk2-16v/CABrbKBnGeBHfxwb50gDOk_9BWh1gMfTd0xpsNcn0J%3D7tG7y23Q%40mail.gmail.com.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"MK2-16v" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email 
to [email protected].
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/mk2-16v.
To view this discussion on the web visit 
https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/mk2-16v/a816e93527464c23988e5079346c62a3%40MBX082-E1-VA-2.EXCH082.SERVERPOD.NET.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.

-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"MK2-16v" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email 
to [email protected].
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/mk2-16v.
To view this discussion on the web visit 
https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/mk2-16v/c9190617-10e4-43ef-b8a0-8c8e3149a441%40email.android.com.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.


   -- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"MK2-16v" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email 
to [email protected].
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/mk2-16v.
To view this discussion on the web visit 
https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/mk2-16v/87869313.1982150.1458577851366.JavaMail.yahoo%40mail.yahoo.com.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.

-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"MK2-16v" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email 
to [email protected].
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/mk2-16v.
To view this discussion on the web visit 
https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/mk2-16v/CABrbKBkDn_0wDkFyMTa5aMWPfXeS0Rnh_UYcwzxDD5HwA0uZ0g%40mail.gmail.com.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.


  

-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"MK2-16v" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email 
to [email protected].
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/mk2-16v.
To view this discussion on the web visit 
https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/mk2-16v/2004606865.2062376.1458581560894.JavaMail.yahoo%40mail.yahoo.com.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.

Reply via email to