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This Week's Puzzler: Ray, In Search of Some Hot Water

RAY: A few weeks ago, my wife and I, along with my brother and his wife, had occasion 
to visit New York City and stay at one of the finer hotels-that is, one of those that 
actually had beds and sheets.

I'm sure all of you have noticed this: If you go into the bathroom in your hotel room 
and turn on the hot water, whether it's at the sink or the shower, you get hot water 
very nearly instantaneously.

TOM: It's certainly not time enough to come up from the basement of the building.

RAY: Exactly! So, I'm convinced that the water heater has got to be under the sink, 
which is called a "point of use" hot water heater.

I immediately drop to my knees, and I'm on my back looking up under the sink and I see 
nothing. So, I decide to investigate. I walk up and down the corridor, figuring 
somewhere there's got to be a "Mechanicals" room where the water heater is, and it's 
obviously going to be right near my room.

I'm in Room 1120, there's 1121 next to me, 1119 on the other side, and I'm convinced 
that one of them is a phony.

All night long I'm tossing and turning. I can't figure this out. At 2:00 in the 
morning, I jump out of bed, I throw on a pair of undies and a robe, and I run to 1121 
next door. I know this is the utility room. It's not a real hotel room, it's a phony 
room.  I pound on the door, expecting no one would answer because all that's in there 
is the hot water heater.

A guy answers in his underwear, "Whaddaya want?"

So, I know that's not the answer. The next morning, I ask one of the chambermaids, 
"Where is the water heater on this floor?"

She says, "There's no water heater on this floor."

I ask the concierge, "Is there a water heater above us or below us?"

He says, "No, monsieur. All ze water heaters are in ze basement."

TOM: You didn't tell me you did all this!

RAY: I was up all night.

TOM: So was I. Some jerk was banging on my door!

RAY: The question is, if the water heaters are in the basement, and I'm on the 11th 
floor, how can I have hot water instantaneously?

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Remember last week's classic puzzler? Fine English Cuisine-And a Murder to Boot

RAY: This puzzler was sent in by Jason Margolies.

Two American businessmen were visiting their British counterparts, and enjoying a 
night at the boss's English mansion. Over a dinner of fine English cuisine --

TOM: Right away, I know this puzzler is going to be bogus. There's no such thing as 
fine English cuisine.

RAY: The group discussed the differences between the two countries. As is often the 
case when a bunch of guys get together, the topic turned to sports, and how, for 
example, our American pastime is a descendant of cricket.

As the night wore on, one of the British businessman, Ian, realized he wanted to get a 
report he had left in his office. He excused himself to retrieve it, and Dave, one of 
the Americans, asked if he could ride along with him.

They were gone only a short time, but when they returned to the mansion they were 
surprised to see a few police cars parked in front. An officer approached the two men, 
asked them to identify themselves, and explained that a servant had been attacked by 
one of the three guests in the house.

The servant had been stabbed in the right shoulder, and had managed to call the police 
before he passed out.

TOM: Was he heard to scream, "Fine British cuisine, my foot!"

RAY: Something like that.

An ambulance took the servant to hospital, and, needless to say, the police were eager 
to solve the crime. They weren't sure if the servant was going to survive to identify 
the attacker. A young police officer present described the wounds that had been 
inflicted on the servant-then Ian explained that he had an idea how to find out who 
did it. He assembled all the men in the study, and began strutting in front of the 
fireplace, talking in a quite animated manner about what he thought had happened -- 
kind of like Sherlock Holmes would do, puffing on his Calabash pipe.

Near the fevered climax of his presentation, Ian picked up three knick-knacks from the 
mantelpiece, and tossed them one by one to the three suspects, who in turn caught them 
with one hand.

Ian had concluded that, since the servant's wounds were in the right shoulder, the 
attacker was left-handed, and the person who caught the trinket in his left hand was 
the culprit. To his dismay, each of the three men caught the trinket in his right 
hand. A bored looking policeman said, "Well, it doesn't look like that worked."

Just then, out of the inky shadows, Dave, the American, who had ridden with Ian to 
retrieve the report said, "Actually, Ian's trick worked quite well. And it looks like 
I'll be flying home alone."

How did he know it was his countryman who attacked the servant?

Well, here's how:

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So, did you figure it out?

Yours in weekly puzzler torment,

Maury Maille
Puzzler Dissemination Specialist
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