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This Week's Puzzler: Tommy and his SRC's Ponder a Rail Oddity

RAY:  My brother has always been a keen observer of people and surroundings. Lately, 
he's taken to hanging around the train yard, where the guys are hanging out with the 
big barrels with the fires in them, roasting squirrels.

Not much changes from day to day. Trains come and trains go, cars get loaded and 
unloaded, sometimes cars get taken and sometimes cars get added. After a few days, 
Tommy begins to notice something odd-- a pattern, so to speak. Just about every 
freight train that enters the yard seems to overshoot its intended target. The 
engineer then puts the engine in reverse and moves the entire train backwards some 
distance. It's hard to believe the engineers could miss their targets with such 
regularity, especially considering how excruciatingly slowly the trains are moving.

None of Tommy's SRCs-- Squirrel Roasting Comrades-- can come up with an explanation. 
But, there is one. What is it?

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Remember last week's classic puzzler? In Search of Hot Water

RAY: A few weeks ago, my wife and I, along with my brother and his wife, had occasion 
to visit New York City and stay at one of the finer hotels-that is, one of those that 
actually had beds and sheets.

I'm sure all of you have noticed this: if you go into the bathroom in your hotel room 
and turn on the hot water, whether it's at the sink or the shower, you get hot water 
very nearly instantaneously.

TOM: It's certainly not time enough to come up from the basement of the building.

RAY: Exactly! So, I'm convinced that the water heater has got to be under the sink, 
which is called a "point of use" hot water heater.

I immediately drop to my knees, and I'm on my back looking up under the sink and I see 
nothing. So, I decide to investigate. I walk up and down the corridor, figuring 
somewhere there's got to be a "Mechanicals" room where the water heater is, and it's 
obviously going to be right near my room.

I'm in Room 1120, there's 1121 next to me, 1119 on the other side, and I'm convinced 
that one of them is a phony.

All night long I'm tossing and turning. I can't figure this out. At 2:00 in the 
morning, I jump out of bed, I throw on a pair of undies and a robe, and I run to 1121 
next door. I know this is the utility room. It's not a real hotel room; it's a phony 
room. I pound on the door, expecting no one would answer because all that's in there 
is the hot-water heater.

A guy answers in his underwear, 'Whaddaya want?"

So, I know that's not the answer. The next morning, I ask one of the chambermaids, 
"Where is the water heater on this floor?"

She says, "There's no water heater on this floor."

I ask the Concierge, "Is there a water heater above us or below us?"

He says, "No, Monsieur. All ze water heaters are in ze basement."

TOM: You didn't tell me you did all this!

RAY: I was up all night.

TOM: So was I. Some jerk was banging on my door!

RAY: The question is, if the water heaters are in the basement, and I'm on the 11th 
floor, how can I have hot water instantaneously?

Here's how:

http://www.cartalk.com/content/puzzler/

So, did you figure it out?

Yours in weekly puzzler torment,

Maury Maille
Puzzler Dissemination Specialist
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