actually the muppets know emo... and it's not really the whole muppet crew, it's actually just gonzo. i mean you just look at him, and he has the whole "i'm different thing going down". with the rest of the muppet crew they have some other things that they sorta resemble (yes there are a few exceptions, but those are monsters and even then, there are other monsters around. gonzo isn't a monster... he's a whatever). so gonzo is a rare soul. he mixes plaids and strips and doesn't give a fuck. he's a true scenester. he'd wear his emo bag with his matching spock and his short pants to a coalesce show if he wanted to (it's gauche, but what can you do?). he doesn't care (now, perhaps it might be crossing the lines of good taste for a true emo person to go to a gwar show, but i could care less). so gonzo is stuck looking funny with a hooked crazy nose. he doesn't need some 13 year old vintage store "pee-wee's big adventure" ringer that cost 15 bucks to get himself noticed. all he needs is the nose. gonzo wouldn't need to be singing all the words to sensefield to have the singer be looking at him when he sings.. no, gonzo just needs to stand there, knee high, and he'd get recognition as it is. hell, he doesn't need to get a spock and die his hair black with maroon streaks. nope, he's blue motherfucker.. who the fuck else can say that? he's unique. he's distinct, not like the 50 million young fuckers who look alike, talk alike and seem to be made up of the exact (or a slight derivation of) genetic code. he accomplished what no one could in alot less time. no one can even try to cry the tears that only gonzo would be able to shed. "i'm so different, no one understands me..." fuck that... you aren't blue. you seem to be of a normal height. you don't have some muppet version of a roman nose on yer face. and most importantly, you don't have some man's hand up yer ass controling yer every movement. now maybe that sounds too establishment, but fuck you. and my biggest piece of evidence that gonzo IS emo as fuck... a scene from muppets from space. the camera pans over all the pictures on the muppet house wall. there is rizzo the rat with his crew (unfortuantely not the XONELIFE NO SLEVESX crew.... go figure), miss piggy and her fellow pigs (from pigs in space), kermit and robin have each other, even the people from the electic mayhem have each other... fozzie has his mother (quite possibly the only person that he's told that he is flaming gay... most gay boys are close to their mothers, and fozzie is... huh? do i have a point or what!?)... but there is a picture of gonzo, taken from a distance... he's on the beach all alone... he look's like a speck. nothing could be a better illustration of gonzo's extreme emo affliction. he is different... he does get so moved by his records (second pressing, green vynal of course) that he is moved to tears. he does carry a purse... he does ride his beach cruiser, even in the rain. gonzo is the epitome of emo, fucker.
