Okay, so my friends and I went to the Granada lastnight in Lawrence.  This 
place, when not used as a concert venue for high quality uses by Modest Mouse 
or Weezer is a "dance club" where overly hormonal, 
way-too-hairy-and-sweaty-for-their-own-good "men" think that it's appropriate 
to walk up and grab a girl's ass and drag her out onto the dance floor and 
procede to rub his sweaty croch all over her.  Now, if it were up to me, I 
would not have gone but it was one of my friend's birthday and I did her a 
favor in going with her.  Never again.  Unless it's retro night, I would 
think that it might be hard for some guys to "grind" to Tainted Love, or at 
least I would hope so.  It really breaks my heart that some girls have to 
stoop to the level of wearing too little spandex to cover their fat asses 
just to get a little action from some guy that resembles a member of 
MiliVanili, or at least one of their members.  I don't consider myself to be 
conservative by any means, and I definately don't have a problem with shaking 
your booty, but PLEASE people, have a LITTLE decency, or at least a little 
self control.  Now, the point of this post...In avoiding having crotch sweat 
smeared all over me, I noticed a flyer stating that Weezer will be playing 
September 8th at the Granada and tickets go on sale August 19th.  I suppose 
that made my night worthwhile....

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