Well well,
while you all bicker like little children, on Friday night I went to see
Martha Reeves and the 'Vandella's'. What can I say? Fuckin' ace, that's
what. AND it was only �4 to get in!!! I was up on stage dancing with them
(along with another 20 people). A real showgirl, if slightly wrinkled! Then,
we went backstage to have a natter. And they were wonderful. I congratulated
them on snubbing Levine for not using real instruments (Martha:'We don't
like him') and gave them an alternate itinery for their visit to Blackpool
tonight which included aquiring the globally renowned 'Blackpool rock', and
cockles and vinegar (Lois said that she'd never heard of these! How
sheltered are you Americans??!!). They were baffled at my suggestion of
'donkey rides' (they should study their Small Faces a little more) but
PROMISED me that they were gonna try them all. So, if you hear that Martha
Reeves and the girls are dead from seafood poisoning, then you can brag that
you know the person who was responsable for their deaths!!!
Also, if anyone has Lois Vandella's address, tell her that I'm coming
after her. She's one sexy minx!!! And 55!!! Grrrr!
Matt.....
