Hey those are the lyrics to some dumb song!
Mod Skin wrote:
> CANDYWRAPPER
>
> It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.Goodbar. I saw Miss
> Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth
> Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd
> you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she
> immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure ALMOND JOY!
> I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see
> that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the
> Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and
> she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter
> Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds
> clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I
> was into M&M, but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you
> little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, Be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take
> my Watchamacallit and slip it up your Bit ~O~ Honey?" (What a piece of Juicy
> Fruit she was too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, better than the
> ThreeMusketeers!" As I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her
> Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good ~N~ Plenty, when all of
> a sudden... My Starburst!
> Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a
> Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, 9 months later, out popped...... Baby
> Ruth!
>
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