has anyone seen the new scoot quarterly?
there's actually a pretty funny section:
"How to Become a CHICK MAGNET (or, why Mods get all the babes)"
it's pretty predictable, but there's some good parts...
"groom your hair a little, then let your roomate's
girlfriend (who's in beauty college) give it a trim,
just to keep it out of your eyes. If you look like one
of the Beatles (on crack) then you've got the right do!"
"...you need some important accessories. You need a genuine
sixties pill case inset with faux rubies and engraved with someone
else's initials. Put your No-Doz and maybe some
multi vitamins in there. Now you can appear to be a pill
popper, even though you're really just a drunk" HA!
"The Tunes: Play music by bands that are all dead, or close to it.
If they sing about sex, drugs, rock and roll, and scooters,
it's a plus. Anything by the who, small faces, or the jam will do nicely.
If you don't know the words, just bob your head a little, and keep
sippin' on your beer."
HA!
well, it was funny last night when i got it...
bored at work...
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