hahahah that's what college girls seem to go for
Adam Alexander Szlachetka wrote:
>
> has anyone seen the new scoot quarterly?
> there's actually a pretty funny section:
> "How to Become a CHICK MAGNET (or, why Mods get all the babes)"
>
> it's pretty predictable, but there's some good parts...
> "groom your hair a little, then let your roomate's
> girlfriend (who's in beauty college) give it a trim,
> just to keep it out of your eyes. If you look like one
> of the Beatles (on crack) then you've got the right do!"
>
> "...you need some important accessories. You need a genuine
> sixties pill case inset with faux rubies and engraved with someone
> else's initials. Put your No-Doz and maybe some
> multi vitamins in there. Now you can appear to be a pill
> popper, even though you're really just a drunk" HA!
>
> "The Tunes: Play music by bands that are all dead, or close to it.
> If they sing about sex, drugs, rock and roll, and scooters,
> it's a plus. Anything by the who, small faces, or the jam will do nicely.
> If you don't know the words, just bob your head a little, and keep
> sippin' on your beer."
>
> HA!
>
> well, it was funny last night when i got it...
>
> bored at work...
>
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