DANSETTE IS SHIT
>From: Helen Barrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: James Bond's style tips and my mistake
>Date: Sat, 09 Dec 2000 04:10:24 -0800
>
>Chad Holmes said:
>> how can I ever thank you for enlightening me
>> > into the fascinating > world of gentleman's
>>grooming. do you also use a> styptic pencil, like
>>James > Bond?> Helen......
>>
>>uh... he's not real you know, and anyway according to
>>the books - he wears nylon underpants!
>>anyone dare to go that far?
>>m.
>(nb: for American listers, 'pants' = 'underpants'. ok?)
>There was a good reason why Bond wore nylon pants. Often, he would find
>himself in bed asleep and one of Blofeld's henchmen would jump through the
>window and try to kill him. Bond slept with a gun under his pillow, which
>is
>very safety-conscious of him - but the nylon pants meant that when the
>baddie appeared, he would make a sudden movement in the bed and the
>flourescent sparks resulting from nylon pants moving quickly over nylon
>sheets would create enough light by which Bond could see his enemy and
>shoot.
>Or something....
>
>By the way, my message 'this night is for the people' quite obviously was
>meant to be sent offlist to Ralph, and wasn't meant to be sent to the
>Modslist and only appeared because i had made a mistake! someone had
>blundered.... I blame Hotmail, meself....
>
>Helvis da Pelvis (Anja, can i be your gogo dancer?
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