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Subject: FW: Scotsman ...
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A TRUE INCIDENT
A Scotsman walks into a bank in Glasgow and
asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to
Australia on business
For two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank
Will need some form of security for the loan,
So the canny Scots lad hands over the keys
And documents of new Ferrari parked
On the street in front of the bank.
He produces the Log Book and everything checks
out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
The car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's Manager and its officers
All enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking
Scotsman
For using a £120,000 Ferrari
As collateral against a £5000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
Drives the Ferrari in to the bank's
Underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Scotsman returns,
Repays the £5,000 and the interest,
Which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business,
And this transaction has worked out very
nicely,
But we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
We checked you out and found that you are a
multi millionaire.
So what puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow "£5,000" ?
The Scotsman replies:
"Where else in Glasgow can I park my car
For two weeks for only £15..41
And expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the mind of the Scotsman...
This is why we survive
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