Sounds like a book for reading with greasy fingers...

Graham W
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Alan Sharpe 
  To: mogtalk2 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:17 AM
  Subject: [mogtalk2] I've made my fortune


  I've done it lads!

  After years of grafting for a meagre salary, I've come up with an infallible 
way of making a shed-load of cash. 

  I've written a best-selling novel. Can't fail.

  A gritty tale of sex, lust, depravity and torque wrench settings: "Fifty 
Shades of British Racing Green."

   

  Watch out for it in Smiff's in a couple of months. In the meantime, to whet 
your appetite...

   

  "With one bound he was by her side. Norah felt his hot breath in her ear as 
he filled her limited slip differential with a semi-synthetic extreme pressure 
additive hypoid gear oil."

   

  Alan

  Sussex

  (with apologies to Peter Sellers for the plagiarism.)




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