Remember"less art and more substance!" The substance being hyoid oil. The next best thing to hyena grease. Paul
Sent from my iPad On Aug 22, 2012, at 4:54 AM, <tra...@hopmog.co.uk> wrote: > It has some merits, but all the best novels open with memorable lines, so how > about: > > It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, when, with one bound ….. > > Or > > It is a truth universally held that, with one bound, he could be by her side. > Norah would feel his …………….. > > Or > > It was a bright day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen when, > with one bound ……………. > > Or even > > It was a dark and stormy night so, with one bound………… > > > I am glad to assist this literary venture – all I would ask is 50% of the > royalties. > > Quentin > > In the unlikely event of any plagiarism having taken place I would apologise. > From: A11OGE 4/4 4 seater [mailto:morgana11...@googlemail.com] > Sent: 22 August 2012 09:22 > To: mogtalk2 > Subject: Re: [mogtalk2] I've made my fortune > > It has legs, as they say. > > On 22 August 2012 09:17, Alan Sharpe <alansha...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote: > I’ve done it lads! > After years of grafting for a meagre salary, I’ve come up with an infallible > way of making a shed-load of cash. > I’ve written a best-selling novel. Can’t fail. > A gritty tale of sex, lust, depravity and torque wrench settings: “Fifty > Shades of British Racing Green.” > > Watch out for it in Smiff’s in a couple of months. In the meantime, to whet > your appetite... > > “With one bound he was by her side. Norah felt his hot breath in her ear as > he filled her limited slip differential with a semi-synthetic extreme > pressure additive hypoid gear oil.” > > Alan > Sussex > (with apologies to Peter Sellers for the plagiarism.) > View posts on The Mail Archive > http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ > > Modify Your Subscription > > > > > -- > Steve A11OGE Red 4/4 4 seater > View posts on The Mail Archive > http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ > > Modify Your Subscription > > > View posts on The Mail Archive > http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ > > Modify Your Subscription ------------------------------------------- View posts on The Mail Archive http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ [http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/] Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=22459785&id_secret=22459785-4a39ddf8 Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
