Dear Sir Knight Ridder,

  Please to consider my most excellent qualifications!

  When fully graduated I will have pukka credentials!
Double Masters in Journalism and Communications!

  First I must graduate high school here in Calcutta.
I am age 12 and most excellent student!

  I know people need buses. Big trouble if no buses in
Calcutta! Rich American writers are lazy-don't know
own country! Hangs around with suburban rich people
not working stiffs. 

   E.J. Dionne tells it like it is about rich overpaid
media stiffs in most excellent book "Why Americans
Hate Politics".

   Here is the Soucheray column to which I take such
great exception:

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/8118211.htm

  Soucheray proclaims the following: 

  "The truth, of course, is that we enjoy such vast
prosperity that for most people, ownership of an
automobile is no more significant than owning a
toaster."

   Is a car a toaster, just as cheap to rich lazy
Americans? If all Americans are that rich and
lazy--we're gonna git you suckas and take all your
Benjamins!

   HAH! HAH! Even me, I know average Americans are not
THAT rich! Even United Arab Emirates are not that
rich. 

   You can't pull wool over eyes of Calcutta kid with
that propaganda! My leg-it is being pulled! 

   If they will stop at nothing, then we should do
nothing and maybe they will stop at it.

  Please to send me to mountains to study snow. Will
write about Lake Wobegone and Lutefisk for $7,000 a
year. Will work 80 hours a week.

  Please to send all newspaper jobs to my poor
country.

  We can learn to drive buses with virtual reality
glasses without leaving India or Bangladesh! School
buses will be first.

       Signed,

       Bilgay

   Your most excellent competitor!

   P.S. I name myself after worlds richest man. He has
a software company. He does windows.


   Forwarded by Ed Fesler

   Ed Fesler    [EMAIL PROTECTED]    Minneapolis
                                      Corcoran

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