I think that I might be one of the few folks on this list that have 
actually kicked someone in the butt. It happened at another time and place in my 
life when I was a much bigger louse surrounded by managers, workers, and 
business owners nearly as lousy as me or perhaps more so. But today in the Minneapple 
while surrounded by civilized Midwesterners and hardworking immigrants I have 
become less of a bother to folks mostly because no one will hire a louse like 
me, leaving me to the company of family and friends and in less public ways 
to make a living. I have my limits, however, and while they enveloped butt 
kicking at one time, blowing smoke in someone's face was beyond the pale to me; 
however, it was something that a few of my fellow workers who smoked would do 
when harassed about their addiction. It was a more Hobbesian life there in the 
People's Republic of Santa Monica, California, at least at the automobile 
dealership for which I worked. I kicked a better louse's butt, but I drew another 
line at spitting however, since that is unsanitary (I smoked at the time).
    Personally, I'd be ecstatic if we had a smoking ban in bars and 
restaurants. Ex-smokers are said to be the worst nags about the subject of smoking, 
just as the most vociferous atheists seem to be ex-Catholics. I am really looking 
forward to it; venues that I gave up after I quit smoking in 1986 will now be 
open to me again if a ban goes into effect. 
    My only problem with a ban is that I don't believe that we should 
interfere in any vice a person chooses to indulge in so long as it is conducted so no 
one who does not choose to be involved is hurt by it. I feel strongly about 
it because prohibitions drive the vice they are meant to control underground. 
When vices are underground, they are uncontrollable and we can learn nothing 
easily about them anymore. "If I ruled the world," every enduring vice would 
have a place and folks who indulged would have endorsements on their driver's 
licenses for them. Our vices would be public knowledge and we would know and pay 
the costs of them because our activities would be monitored. Big Brother would 
be there, and I would love him just as George Orwell's character came to do 
so.
     All this talk of rights that I see here seems disingenuous because in my 
climb from lousiness, I learned that rights are inextricably tied to duties. 
I don't kick folks, spit on them, or otherwise interfere with their rights to 
be louse-free, because I have a duty to respect their rights and uphold the 
social contract that allows us to coexist without the turmoil of societies that 
do not observe the same contract unless you ascribe to the same societal 
values of the dominant authority. We don't live with a Taliban in this country yet, 
but we may soon tumble down that slippery slope...or several of them for that 
matter.

Bill Kahn
Prospect Park  
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