Top Ten Ways to deal with Smirting 10. Outlaw the smoking part -- back to flirting. 9. Require sensitive, new-age Smirting Bouncers 8. Cigarrette tax to pay for Smirt Police 7. Levy a Smirt Service Fee paid by Smirters 6. Require Smirters to run in place 5. Sell Smirting Tickets on E-Bay 4. Require Smirters to do sidewalk cleaning 3. Rent out Mobile Smirt Crates for big bucks 2. Create one big Smirt Zone at the Downtown Incinerator 1. Open "Smirt-show" clubs where people can pay to see others simulate Smirting -- in the so-called Wharehouse District
OK, I've done my best. Taxing cigs way more to enforce smirting and/or littering ordinances does seem like a good approach to me. Tax destructive addictions to subsidize the programs needed to ammeliorate the destructive effects, as well as programs to help people recover from addiction. -- pedaling through rain and car exhaust...does that make me a Smirter??? -- Gary Hoover -- Kingfield REMINDERS: 1. Think a member has violated the rules? Email the list manager at [EMAIL PROTECTED] before continuing it on the list. 2. Don't feed the troll! Ignore obvious flame-bait. For state and national discussions see: http://e-democracy.org/discuss.html For external forums, see: http://e-democracy.org/mninteract ________________________________ Minneapolis Issues Forum - A City-focused Civic Discussion - Mn E-Democracy Post messages to: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe, Un-subscribe, etc. at: http://e-democracy.org/mpls
