At the request of the lovely Laura Merzetti, here is a compilation of some of the more interesting answers that I have read on students' tests. Bear in mind that these folks are trying to come into our industry, LOLOL!!!!! I have left the spelling and grammar intact for your amusement. When you are reading some of these answers, bear in mind as the spelling, grammar, and inability to express thoughts make your eyes burn, that these are written by my 100% born and bred CANADIAN students. My immigrant students, bless their souls, have beautiful handwriting and excellent literacy skills in a language that is not their own.
>From tests concerning the business chapters of the nail and skin texts: Upselling: If all your client ever wants is a flower on there tow, forget it. Their prolly not ever gonna part with there money. Don't upsell the soccer moms, work on the old ladys. They tip better and bring treats. Professional Image: Practicing good employee relations is not telling your boss what you really think of him when he changes your shifts. You handle a gossipy coworker by making sure that everyone knows just what SHE is like. A good part of professional image is not smelling. People won't like you if you smell. If the client is late you tell them "Tough luck" and go have your lunch. Skin Tech: Anhidrosis is when someone can't sweat it out. They probably have a fever. Aterys carrys blood in the body. Layers of the epidermis: Stadum cornum Stadum licudum Stadium sperlia Stratidum gurumanation Subcontis tissue Domus The pancreas eliminates excessive fluid from the body. This is why diabetics are so fat. There pancreas isn't working properly. Another word for blemasis is comodon. Pupules are pus filled and sometimes inflommed. Lack of vitamens and smocking will be ageing the skin. Mature skin is full grone and finished deviliping. If the client has a pacemaker, electrical facial treatments are more efficient for them. If you use the glass probe, it makes a current that will dry out zits and kill germs. It is a Tesla current, named after an old band from the 80s. You can make a little lightning show on someone's face if you crank it up when the teacher isn't looking. You can use a galvanic current to clear all the crap out of someone's skin. The instrument you use is called a galvanic steamroller. Galvanic current makes lies in the follicule. There are three types of lesions: primary, secondary, and tricentennial. We are only concerned with the first two kinds in the salon, by the time the client gets the third kind they will be dying anyway. About how to perform waxing properly: Go down on the client, put your wax stripe parillel and pull the obiset way the har grows. Cut your wax stirps with siccers. Hair is primly composed of keeritin. Nail Tech: Organic chemistries were alive and got burned. Inorganic chemistries were never alive and no one burned them. You need to shake the hell out of a suspeesion before you use it. Fissuers are on feet. Nails are made of kareteen Your kidneys are attached to your uterus. That is why pregnant women pee a lot. The active bacteria stage is when they move to wherever they want because its time to go. Things that prohibit the delivery of a service: If you prohibit something, you take away the alcohol. Kevin Costner made a movie about this once. It didn't work and people drank anyway. Is this a trick question? What does this have to do with nails? If the client has a plantar's wart, I would tell them to get theirselfs outta my chair and get to the doctor NOW because no way am I touching that shit. If the client has yellowing in there nails then mabey I would offer to pain there nails with purple because its on the color wheel and will make the yellow look not so bad. Everyone have a nice day!!!! Nicole Cormier Esthetics/Nails Instructor Winnipeg Manitoba --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NailTech" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nailtech?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
