If the client has a plantar's wart, I would tell them to get theirselfs outta my chair and get to the doctor NOW because no way am I touching that shit.<<<<< Is this a technical term that I need to learn????? The descriptions are just mind-boggling - OMG!! Good for a laugh tho - thanks
Chrissy, Brisbane, Australia 2009/10/15 Ceilidh_ns <[email protected]> > > At the request of the lovely Laura Merzetti, here is a compilation of > some of the more interesting answers that I have read on students' > tests. Bear in mind that these folks are trying to come into our > industry, LOLOL!!!!! I have left the spelling and grammar intact for > your amusement. When you are reading some of these answers, bear in > mind as the spelling, grammar, and inability to express thoughts make > your eyes burn, that these are written by my 100% born and bred > CANADIAN students. My immigrant students, bless their souls, have > beautiful handwriting and excellent literacy skills in a language that > is not their own. > > From tests concerning the business chapters of the nail and skin > texts: > > Upselling: > > If all your client ever wants is a flower on there tow, forget it. > Their prolly not ever gonna part with there money. Don't upsell the > soccer moms, work on the old ladys. They tip better and bring treats. > > Professional Image: > > Practicing good employee relations is not telling your boss what you > really think of him when he changes your shifts. > > You handle a gossipy coworker by making sure that everyone knows just > what SHE is like. > > A good part of professional image is not smelling. People won't like > you if you smell. > > If the client is late you tell them "Tough luck" and go have your > lunch. > > Skin Tech: > > Anhidrosis is when someone can't sweat it out. They probably have a > fever. > > Aterys carrys blood in the body. > > Layers of the epidermis: > Stadum cornum > Stadum licudum > Stadium sperlia > Stratidum gurumanation > Subcontis tissue > Domus > > The pancreas eliminates excessive fluid from the body. This is why > diabetics are so fat. There pancreas isn't working properly. > > Another word for blemasis is comodon. > > Pupules are pus filled and sometimes inflommed. > > Lack of vitamens and smocking will be ageing the skin. > > Mature skin is full grone and finished deviliping. > > If the client has a pacemaker, electrical facial treatments are more > efficient for them. > > If you use the glass probe, it makes a current that will dry out zits > and kill germs. It is a Tesla current, named after an old band from > the 80s. You can make a little lightning show on someone's face if you > crank it up when the teacher isn't looking. > > You can use a galvanic current to clear all the crap out of someone's > skin. The instrument you use is called a galvanic steamroller. > > Galvanic current makes lies in the follicule. > > There are three types of lesions: primary, secondary, and > tricentennial. We are only concerned with the first two kinds in the > salon, by the time the client gets the third kind they will be dying > anyway. > > About how to perform waxing properly: > > Go down on the client, put your wax stripe parillel and pull the > obiset way the har grows. Cut your wax stirps with siccers. > > Hair is primly composed of keeritin. > > > > Nail Tech: > > Organic chemistries were alive and got burned. > > Inorganic chemistries were never alive and no one burned them. > > You need to shake the hell out of a suspeesion before you use it. > > Fissuers are on feet. > > Nails are made of kareteen > > Your kidneys are attached to your uterus. That is why pregnant women > pee a lot. > > The active bacteria stage is when they move to wherever they want > because its time to go. > > Things that prohibit the delivery of a service: > If you prohibit something, you take away the alcohol. Kevin Costner > made a movie about this once. It didn't work and people drank anyway. > Is this a trick question? What does this have to do with nails? > > If the client has a plantar's wart, I would tell them to get > theirselfs outta my chair and get to the doctor NOW because no way am > I touching that shit. > > If the client has yellowing in there nails then mabey I would offer to > pain there nails with purple because its on the color wheel and will > make the yellow look not so bad. > > Everyone have a nice day!!!! > Nicole Cormier > Esthetics/Nails Instructor > Winnipeg Manitoba > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NailTech" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nailtech?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
