On 2020-11-20 6:06 p.m., Aaron C. de Bruyn via NANOG wrote:
> high speed, safe, secure global fiber connectivity

More importantly, can someone tell me what 'safe global fiber connectivity' is?  As opposed to 'unsafe global fiber connectivity'?

Do these guys have the market cornered on not string fiber optic cable at throat-level across roads or something?

Freaking marketing droids.

-A

Other providers don't account for the effects of photonic friction and the resulting generation of heat in their fiber lines.  This has resulted in at least one documented case of spontaneous combustion resulting in damage to fiber lines[1].

6x7 controls for photonic friction by utilizing its proprietary SPAM (Specified Photonic Agitation Moderation) technology.

[1]  Uncle Cletus (1993)  Mind control, spontaneous combustion and other extraterrestrial phenoma. /Lecture at Billy-Sue's house./

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