All, Ben is fairly regular on this list and I can't imagine she did this on purpose.
I'm sure she'll see this thread and fix it. Relax... -Matt On Fri, Nov 20, 2020 at 4:34 PM Peter Kristolaitis <[email protected]> wrote: > On 2020-11-20 6:06 p.m., Aaron C. de Bruyn via NANOG wrote: > > > high speed, safe, secure global fiber connectivity > > More importantly, can someone tell me what 'safe global fiber > connectivity' is? As opposed to 'unsafe global fiber connectivity'? > > Do these guys have the market cornered on not string fiber optic cable at > throat-level across roads or something? > > Freaking marketing droids. > > -A > > Other providers don't account for the effects of photonic friction and the > resulting generation of heat in their fiber lines. This has resulted in at > least one documented case of spontaneous combustion resulting in damage to > fiber lines[1]. > > 6x7 controls for photonic friction by utilizing its proprietary SPAM > (Specified Photonic Agitation Moderation) technology. > > [1] Uncle Cletus (1993) Mind control, spontaneous combustion and other > extraterrestrial phenoma. *Lecture at Billy-Sue's house.* > -- Matt Erculiani ERCUL-ARIN
