---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Dominic Carvalho <[email protected]> Date: Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 8:08 AM Subject: Egyptian Interview To:
*An Egyptian Interview* *Reporter**: Hi** Egyptian**: Hello ** Reporter**: Do u speak English** Egyptian**: **B**erfect ** Reporter**: Do u mind if I interview u** Egyptian**: No, I don't have a mind ** Reporter**: What's your name?** Egyptian**: Taha ** Reporter**: Sex?** Taha**: I love it ** Reporter**: oh no, I meant male or female?** Taha** (yelling): what do u sink? ** Reporter**: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male. ...** Taha**: No.. I like female* * Reporte r**: How do u find life here in Egypt ?** Taha**: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz ** Reporter** : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?** Taha**: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food ** Reporter**: DO YOU WORK?** Taha**: Yas, when I am not buzy.. ** Reporter**: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ? ** Taha** : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!! ** Reporter**: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?** Taha**: I do not undurztand what u say ** Reporter**: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?** Taha** : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz ** Reporter**: So do u make a lot of money?** Taha** : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon ** Reporter** : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?** Taha**: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah? ** Reporter**: Then where does all the money go?** Taha**: Guvurment ** Reporter**: And what does the government do with the money?** Taha** : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way ** Reporter**: well , Ok...Do u vote?** Taha**: What duz zat mean? ** Reporter**: Do u choose your president** Taha**: Who, Mubarak? ** Reporter**: yes** Taha** (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice ** Reporter**: Why him?** Taha** : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane ** Reporter**: But there r no wars right now** Taha** : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it ** Reporter**: what about the last 26 years?** Taha**: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….* *Reporter**: No, I meant Mubarak.* *Taha**: He also marry… and have…* * Reporter **(interrupting) :** No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years** Taha**: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way ** Reporter**: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha** Taha**: No broblem, only 10 bounds ** Reporter**: I never said i will pay u for this** Taha** : ok ok…. Zanks a lot.* -- The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do. - Samuel P. Huntington --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "nas_sokkar" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nas_sokkar?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
